ummm.no
We don't blame them
theyre just so smooth
seriously though imagine being duncan and u take the new hire out of the church tower for like a week and immediately when left unsupervised they show up in this look
to the person who said astarion is an au of preminger on one of my posts, pls know that i am fucking d y i n g wheezing
truly uncanny
this is going to be the best season of anything in the entire world
NOIR STYLE MEETS SCIENCE? THE SETS? KIDS ON BIKES??? HANK MOTHERFUCKING GREEN???????
how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”
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Where my dustbuds at
It is absolutely vital that my mutuals be informed that I am Another One.
not me being the dust
Just to informed my followers that i am the another one
@kamilahhx I am the another one LOL
Another one. :)
Definitely feels like there should be a "both" option
voting for the wrong option in a poll before getting to see your mutual add their propaganda
Anonymous asked:
how many rat skirts do you have left in stock?
not very many unless you’re size C!
You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right
"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.
social media is supposed to be PvP
fattyatomicmutant
Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious
raccoonnation
I can’t believe this is an actual event that has taken place.
with the music that might actually be the most surreal thing i’ve ever watched
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