Vampires today aren’t as bloodthirsty as they were centuries ago because the average modern human provides more nourishment than 5 sickly Victorian chimney sweepers combined. Woman who eats 3 square meals a day with dessert: are you okay? The vampire who bit her:
ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em
On it, boss!
Bad news, boss!
I got THE worst possible Tumblr ad
I'm gonna put it under the cut for the daring. I will say, Tumblr sure is a lot more lenient with advertisers violating their community guidelines.
Huh.
I guarantee it's worse than you could Imagine
Anonymous asked:
loose, foot loose
put on your fuckin
you people are gonna put me out of a job
I’m LITERALLY going insane
this video is so accurate that im having flashbacks to memories of movies that never existed
read FMA and have become fully fascinated by Van Hohenheim. Genuinely has there ever been a better immortal character. His combination of invulnerability & low self esteem means he has about zero self-preservation instinct and will just let people knock him flat including his own 15 year old son.
His entire deal is that he became superpowerful by convincing 500000 ghosts to talk about their feelings but he's too nervous to talk to his own two sons because he thinks they don't like him. Which to be fair, they do not. but cmon dude.
you can tell the writers had a lot of fun on this episode there are so many good and iconic gags i couldn’t upload them all at once and decided to compile them together
I’m not crying you’re crying
kollikodon
Every once in a while, technology does good things. It does things that resonate with us as *humans*, not machines or abstractions. I love stories like this.
jvarasuras-hell-deactivated2020
......oh god it’s so fucking adorable. Plus the whole half-orc thing......yeah
So this is what an ork emo phase looks like.
A better story about orcs.
never bothered watching the movie but I feel this frame on a spiritual level
beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way
Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots
elegyofikana
Link?
yeah it was link
link, after waking up not knowing anything but anger:
The current record is 27.5 minutes. Knowing that speedrunners skip the Great Plateau tower, this means that they don’t get the cutscene where Ganon and his Guardians awake until they reach Hyrule Castle. Ganon doesn’t even know Link is awake until Link is at his doorstep, which is about 16:50 into the run.
Less than three minutes later, Link kills the first of Ganon’s Blights with a single arrow and swiftly takes down the next three. Within five minutes of Ganon being face to face with his arch nemesis, he is killed.
Ganon had a total of 10 minutes and 40 seconds to stop Link.
Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots
Ganon fucking wishes. Link comes flying in on a paraglider at like 80 mph just because he jumped off a bokoblin’s head. I can only imagine Link screaming “FUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU” all the way (about 50 seconds in the run but 30 seconds without lag)
link: [wakes up] when i see Ganon it’s fucking on sight
I will never again know the succulent flavor of a seatbelt
Did anyone else do this
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