oohh my goddd who cares if people are mainly getting their music taste from tiktok? who CARES if this sixteen-year-old nonbinary kid has a frog hat and a hastily put together pseudo goth wardrobe and a playlist full of mother mother and lemon demon? who careeessss it doesn't MATTER why are you trying to hard to pull a "I'm not like those other gays, I have real taste" WHO CARES???
This is it. This is the best post
11:38 - Arrived at crime scene.
11:38 - Examined body. Signs of a struggle.
11:38 - Found murder weapon in drain.
11:38 - Realised watch was broken.
I wish I read more, but there seem to be so many other things to do. – That's exactly what I meant.
Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright
Hans von Bartels (German, 1856-1913)
“Harbor Cafe” 1887
watercolor and gouache on paper
70.0 x 50.0 cm
Hans von Bartels (German, 1856-1913)
“Harbor Cafe” 1887
watercolor and gouache on paper
70.0 x 50.0 cm
imagine if werewolf knots were square
Blocked. Have a rancid day.
cumplane au
AMAZING 🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️
guy who just had like 3 weeks to do several things and didn’t do them: boy i need a week off!
guys will try to school you on colors as if THEY were the gatherers
What color is this?
pussy
walks around the dashboard with my hands behind my back like someone's grandpa
“Gender is a shell game. What is a man? Whatever a woman isn’t. What is a woman? Whatever a man is not. Tap on it and it’s hollow. Look under the shells: it’s not there”
— Naomi Alderman, The Power (via sonnywortzik)
Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results
Yeah actually I just discovered how to turn plastic into gold. Oh you want to know how I did it
Starts running away cutely
I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger
