Bella

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest

Icona Pop has no rules wether if it’s for what they’re wearing, their makeup or their Music! Watch their new video for Emergency

mark went in and took no hostages

A Baby Elephant Blowing Bubbles

THE VOICE OF OUR GENERATION

Being so comfortable with someone that u can say anything and it’s not awkward is honestly one of the best feelings in the world.

date a girl who’s never gonna give you up

date a girl who’s never gonna let you down

date a girl who’s never gonna run around and desert you

someone take snapchat away from me before im put on a no fly list (username nick_avallone) 

the only pokemon you’ll find at music festivals

George WashingDONE with your attitude

why did they have to word it like that….

fiiiinally i can expect the baristas to nut in my morning drink 

Squirtle and Bulbasaur’s goodbye

I never delete text messages just in case someone wanna start acting different… like you werent saying that March 21, 2014 at 3:57pm.