unfortunately I have resting bitch face, so my autistic stare looks like this
#I too, would rather brainwash the entire world than make a phone call.
The most relatable part of the whole movie honestly
Poyo
She tried to call Bayonetta but Kirby got to the phone first.
Lady Dimitirescu: Kirby, KIBRY, HONEY, Could you, COULD YOU PUT YOUR MOM ON THE PHONE PLEASE?
Kirby: “oh?”
Demetrescu: “Yes, your mom, darling”
Kirby: “oyo. Poyo!” *Runs of*
Kirby: *comes back*
Metaknight: “hello.”
rolaren-deactivated20190821
if you don’t support pebbles the lesbian budgie and her giant wife dni
GIANT WIFE AND TINY WIFE
I support blb (birbs loving birbs) couples
You can only reblog this today.
childrentalking
if you reblog it on any other day you die
Take me away, Luigi. I’m ready.
the two genders are “i no longer wish to be perceived” and “i have to be the most fuckable person at the grocery store”
I think we should bring back undertale in 2021
shippingweekly-deactivated20210
no...we aren’t strong enough for that
YOU BETTER PUT YOUR GLASSES BACK ON AND FACE THE FACTS THAT UNDERTALE WAS A GOOD GAME AND THE FANDOM PRODUCED LOVELY CONTENT AND IT WOULD BE A GOOD THING ENOUGH OF THIS “CRINGE” BULLSHIT UNDERTALE GOOD
What’s the difference between the US Capitol and Mordor?
One does not simply walk into Mordor
Hello Tumblypoos 😍
Here is the OFFICIAL list of 2021 Dashcon panels and activities (so far):
- Love Wins: Destiel is Canon
- Can You Knot? An Introduction to A/B/O
- Activism and Kpop: How Fancams Fight Fascism
- TWO BALL PITS IN THE SUPER HELL ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- a 72-hour Hamilton sing-a-long all weekend!!!
- Destiel’s Legacy: Johnlock, Stucky, and Hannigram Next?
- Acting lessons with special guest Jensen Ackles (free)
- British Men and Their Cheekbones
- Why Kylo is Exactly Like Zuko
- Big Time Socialists: Why BTS Supporting Black Lives Matter Was the Wokest Moment of 2020
- Quarantine and Chill? How the Pandemic Has Affected Fanfiction
- Parody Accounts: Tumblr, Trolling, and You
- Trump is Just Like Umbridge: Activism For the Woke HP Generation
- and a six hour John Green book signing (he said he would also sign printed out copies of the cock monologue for an extra $5)
Additionally, we have unfortunately decided to cancel the Tumblr Prom due to unforeseen circumstances (explanation here). We hope you’ll all still have fun anyway ❤️
Have ideas for more panels? Let us know!
Buy your 2021 Dashcon Badge HERE!!!!!!!!!!
*Masks will not be required anywhere besides the ball pit/Super Hell room.
I won’t let this beautiful cursed mess go unseen by my followers
raiising
Reading this was like repeatedly taking a baseball bat to the skull
Thank you ❤️
Buy your 2021 Dashcon Badge HERE!!!!!!!!!!
tiredspacebread
oh no
oh YES!!!!
Get your 2021 Dashcon Premium Badge HERE!!!!!!!
Dashcon 2021 Announcement:
The panel mentioned above called “Parody Accounts: Tumblr, Trolling, and You” has been renamed “Parody Accounts: How Much More Obvious Do I Need to Get? Why Aren’t Any of These People Reading My Bio or Tags or Clicking Any Of My Links? How Many Ways Do I Need To Say It’s A Parody Before People Catch On? I Thought I Was Being Obvious This Time” until further notice.
Get your Dashcon 2021 Clown Badge/VIP Ball Pit Pass HERE!!!!!
Fuck it. Just kill me…
Not until you buy your Dashcon Day Pass! ;)
NEW PANEL ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!!!!!
At the 2021 Dashcon, there will be a fun new panel called “Parody Accounts in the Age of No Reading Comprehension,” and instead of paying for a pass to get in, you actually get paid to go! $100 to every tumblr user who attends this panel!!! Please attend this panel!!!!!!!
Make all your Dashcon reservations HERE! 💜
tobiasisthechaos
SAY SIKE RN
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Reading comprehension on this website is piss poor