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I'm a Mike, going to Fredonia University for CIS. I'm that guy that laughs at his own jokes until he can't breathe. snapchat: hoosier1124

happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

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ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS T I M E

NO IT’S TOO EARLY STOP RIGHT THERE

IT’S TIME

IT IS TIME

I’m okay with Halloween starting now.

I LEGIT HAVE SEP  1ST LABELED AS PRE HALLOWEEN IN MY CALENDAR. IT IS FUCKING TIME, SON. 

i pressed play and my cat fell off the windowsill :(

IT. IS. NEVER. TOO. EARLY. FOR. HALLOWEEN.

my body is ready 

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

BLESS 🎃🎃🎃🎃

I just want you to tell me that I'm your first choice, even if it's a lie.

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Happy birthday, Ash!!

You always get a hard time and get critiqued harshly from people, but you’ve helped me through much and I think you’re such an amazing character.