some asshole: lizards are boring
me:

some asshole: holy shit

3. [alternate plural] all'a y'all
4. [possessive pronoun] y’all’s 5. [future tense] y’all’ll
me after smoking half a bowl and drinking one bourbon on a weeknight
me after taking Yak tranquilizers in a berlin warehouse
you need to change your life styles or you might pass away .
— John Berger, Some Notes on Song
from the updated intro to fight club by chuck palahniuk:
its de niro’s pussy poppin platforms monday
what the fuck did you just say?
mr de niro it’s an honour to have you here
Experience: Learning the right way to connect the dots.
This is the best representation of something I have been trying to explain to people for years!!!! Saving this to my phone so I can routinely pull it out when I need.