I'm Funny, I Promise

You Can Have It All

My Empire Of Stones

I Will Beat Your Ass

I Will Break Your Bones

she says "u gotta try this shit," hands me water

Reblog graph of the day is: Wholly organic not reblogged by thousands of pornbots straight from the source butter

IT WXPLODED

i recently found out my blog is being recommended to follow during new user registration and what i thought were bots were literally all minutes-old users

her health bar is enormous

Moon and Venus conjunction

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hes got a buddy now

every girl wants to get in a vehicle and flip 3-6 switches overhead in the process of turning it on

When I’m going to get frozen waffles and ramen from Walgreens.

“your individual action isn’t going to solve climate change!!1!1!1!” yeah buddy but I also need to sleep at night. thanks though

[“someone on here said sumn like ‘how can you want collective change if you won’t even begin wit individual change’ or sumn along those lines”]

As soon as it looks like Trump is headed to jail, Fox News suddenly discovers American prisons can, in fact, have inhumane conditions.

Look at who now cares about the well-being of inmates.

fuck "girl lunch" fuck "girl math" a woman is a hairy animal who sweats and grunts and excretes and hungers and gets wrinkly and dies eventually. you have to love that.

Oh boy a blowjob just for me!!! (Disappears into room and starts screaming like newman when he gets eaten by the dilophosaurus in jurassic park)