夢と梅

It's almost time for Zack and Cody's reservation at the Italian restaurant

“are you a yaoi fan or a yuri fan” i’m liopleurodon

we will embark on a journey to the candy mountain

#I didn't realize this was an age thing and not the animaniacs are coming after you thing (via @spacebras)

I didn't stretch and Yakko Warner personally beat me with a sack full of hammers

💯🙏💛🟨👍

Worst part about this is I've only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn't who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is

Reading through the notes is a surreal experience please keep adding more to fuel my effervescent consumption of non descriptive emojis

[slamming the CUNT knobs to maximum] im giving her all shes got captain

I have two moods.

1. Constant panic and worryng about every little detail

2. It is what it is

I need to be able to teleport. For sexual reasons

Gromit’s birthday today. If you even care.

bumbled be thy bees

Gay people I summon thee

Oh boy, I sure do love being gay! I just hope no one summons m-

why are we not talking about this.

I'm your nightmare.

I'm your nightmare.

you dont get to say that here you cant do that.

do you fucking mind