It's always morally correct to creatureify your blorbos. Give them teeth n tails n wings n stuff. Make them purr. It's good for the environment.
Can I blorbofy my creatures instead?
ah yes, the noble hydra, he has mommy issues :/
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DYKE!
Why is tumblr dead on the weekends omg stop going to the club, get your ass out here and BLOG
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well here’s the thing about birds: sometimes they are pink
pink robin
galah
pink headed fruit dove
roseate spoonbill
pine grosbeak
american flamingo
rosy bourke’s parakeet
two barred crossbill
anna’s hummingbird
OP you're so right, don't mind me if I add some more pink birds
House (top) & purple (bottom) finches
Violet backed starlings (they're purple but when their feathers catch the light the iridescence turns pink)
Lesser redpoll
Great rosefinch
Sinai rosefinch
Blood pheasant (there's a lot going on but their breast/undertail feathers look pink to me compared to the red of their face)
Rose robin (very close cousin to the aforementioned pink robin!)
Green junglefowl
Rainbow-bearded thornbill
Painted stork
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every single person who reblogs this
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HOW
I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET
SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU
I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one
how
i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago
how the actual fuck
well
do not question
I want a doot doot
Y'all better be shittin me
do it
give me doot doot
Please??
We might break this person
doot doot?
Can I have one?
gimme a d o o t d o o t
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OH?
UPDATE
I bet I won’t.
How bout me?:)
Hm🤔
OKAY UPDATE SKSKSKS
Okay. Here we go. 😂
UPDATE: 2.253.862 notes and I still got one!
i want a doot doot
I just want a lil doot doot😓
im curious..
can i get one?
do me :3
Omg gimme the doot doot
DO IT.
GIMME DOOT DOOT
One of my favorite genres of post
i gotta show yall a our discord classic
yeah okay ill reblog that
from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator ☆
No offense these are the funniest fucking tags
Whatever an “amphibious gay” is. Literally or metaphorically, We have no idea.
When i was in middle school i had autism and i got really into american history. I started wondering whether popular opinions about which presidents were good and bad was accurate, so i decided to read every piece of legislation and every executive order in us history to figure out objectively who was the best president. However there was the slight setback that each of these documents was hundreds of pages of dense legalese and there are thousands of them. I swung hard left in high school and realised that theres no such thing as a good president but i had already spent a year on that project and had to restart twice bc of calculating errors so i just kept doing it. Cut to today i have a spreadsheet with 1358 bills (not all of them. Its just not possible) and their impacts positives and negatives, and a list double that of executive orders. Its been three different presidents since i started.
dude holy fuck. i love autistic people
Interesting preliminary findings:
George washington was mediocre (at best)
Thomas jefferson was a bad president like straight up not good at the job and made life worse for many people
Ulysses s grant might end up in the top ten even if we limit the scope to just his presidency
Rutherford b hayes my enemy fucking rube and a good time ruiner
i need your thoughts on jimmy carter like right now
How dare you insult me as such?! I led this country with tender loving care and the souls of the damned. Without me, Britain would still be taxing us to this day. My methods may not be the most ethical, but the ends must justify the deeds, and I did not learn the occult to be called mediocre!
why is it called the cockpit?
Planes were very slow, once. To make a transatlantic journey, they'd need food and even livestock. Originally, the cockpit was where they kept the rooster, but as planes grew faster and needed more precise control, the pilot would take over the seat vacated by the rooster, hence, their part of the plane is still called the cockpit.
Actually it’s called that because they would have gay sex during the parts of the flight where nothing was happening
Th-they we're doing what with the rooster?
This is actually a common misconception! While the Unicorn Dog did exist and was discontinued following the extinction of unicorns in 2009, the Corn Dog is not a rebranding of the Unicorn Dog! The Corn Dog was created in 2003 by James H. Corn, though it remained a relatively unpopular Ohio treat until 2010 when Mr. Corn took the opportunity left by the Unicorn Dog’s exit from the market to take over the niche.
Unfortunately, you've left out a crucial detail. Corn was not the sole inventor of the Corn Dog. He was greatly aided by Jeremy L. Dog, his Yorkshire Terrier, who gave him the idea for the Corn Dog due to an accident. The pet allegedly knocked a sausage off of his dining room table and into the Batter Pot (commonplace in households at the time), then deep frying it on a stick in what was described as "an affront to God committed by one of His own creatures." Additionally, contrary to popular belief, Corn was not in the state of Ohio when he invented the Corn Dog. Rather, he was in the state of Existential Dread.
God this is a weird website.
worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil
