me: stays in bed 45 minutes after waking up

if fall out boy come off hiatus i’m dropping out of school and following them around the world via kayak 

too beautiful not to reblog

I am so proud of this person

Congragulations, you basically just killed your chance to get payed anything higher then minimum wage in America, to follow a band around.

why do all americans on this website assume everyone else is american that is what i want to know

The sheet says Phoenix… A city in Arizona… In… The U.S. …

and above that it says Melbourne…. A city in Victoria… In…. Australia…. because phoenix…. is…… a song 

This still really is incredibly stupid tho

my high school diploma acceptance letter into my first preference university and I are all devastated that u think i am stupid :((( 

IT GOT BETTER

This is the best.

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

Seriously? I ain’t risking SHIT!

Would never risk my mom

Mom I love chu

Reblog this if you're older than Google.

Oh shit *raises hand quickly*

I’m older than google.

I AM A MONTH AND A BIT YOUNGER THAN GOOGLE OH FRICK

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

Where do you keep finding all these wealthy cats?

they sell wares and services in the marketplace. they work hard for their earnings. 

GO WATCH THIS SHOW, HONESTLY IT IS SO AMAZING. 

IF THIS POST CREATES 1 NEW PUSHING DAISIES FAN MY LIFE = MADE. 

Alright let me help out then:

1) Most of the cast is female. In fact only two main characters are male.

2) Both male characters take typically non-masculine hobbies. Emerson Cod knits almost non-stop and makes pop-up books. Ned is literally called “The Pie-Maker” because he bakes homestyle pies from his mother’s method. Both are shown to be very nurturing and even maternal characters. Conversely, the women? A pair of professional travelling show performers that have gritty sexual scandals the way men usually get (see the entire “Chuck’s father” storylines), a beekeeper who is the single most positive and optimistic character imaginable, and a former professional jockey- Three of four pro athletes.

3) You could very easily make the claim Ned is asexual.

4) Yes, the storyline is about romance. But it’s also about the positive side of a love story, and their only drama lies in overcoming their inability to actually share contact.

5) A very good friend of mine recommended this show to me as “Disney for adults.” I told her it was already on my list to watch because “It’s by Bryan Fuller, from Wonderfalls and Dead Like Me.” Bryan Fuller is now most known for “Hannibal.” The same camera methods and bright colours and lighting techniques Hannibal is known for? Perfected in this show, just using a different tone- The same colour methods in reverse, upping the vivid greens and yellows instead of reds and blues, which sells emotion both ways.

7) Probably one of the best examples of a modern day fairy tale possible.

8) Narrated by Jim Dale- The narrator for the HP audio books.

I don’t know if anyone’s already added links to this, but all of these here work and if you hover over the links, an episode description shows :)

Season 1:

Season 2:

This post is the reason I started watching Pushing Daisies and I encourage everyone to do the same

Please for the love of god watch this show. I’m still bitter they cancelled it.

Bastille Wallpapers!

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

yay its back.

so… I half jokingly reblogged this yesterday cos I thought it was a nice picture… and was like oh wow I only get wishes on birthdays what would I wish for?!?!?! how about gainful employment L0L … and like… I have a job now? That I never applied for? That someone just called me up and said “here, have this”? In a place I really really like? So like… h8ers gonna h8 or something

Hey hey hey hey I don’t like writting in posts, but I need to. Because THIS. FUCKING. WORKS. And I asked for something almost impossible,

I reblog this every time I see it

plz plz plz

Guys, I just saw this and I remember reblogging it before, and I wished that my crush would tell me his true feelings about me, and like five days ago, he confessed to liking me, and we started dating. This shit works. Thanks tumblr

omgomg

fingers crossed lmao

wish wish wish

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

oFFICIAL DRAFT PAPER FOR SKELETON WAR

if you see this you havE BEEN DRAFTED. REBLOG TO DRAFT OTHERS.

i can't believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

🎃🎃🎃TOMORROW 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃IS OCTOBER 🎃🎃🎃🎃

Fairly Local - twenty one pilots

[]if you Reblog this in 69 seconds Halloween will be x2 as good if no Reblog No more dank spoopyness in Halloween Reblog to save lives[]

REBLOG FOR THE SPOOPS

Reblog in 30 minutes and all of your greams will come true

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

​this worked last night lets go for round two