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@disexplications, in case you haven’t seen this yet, and want to hear some of your game titles read out loud, go to 3:46.

Thanks for the heads up. I’ll watch it eventually.

(It’s generally a safe bet that I haven’t seen things like that. I actually don’t follow video game culture very much)

Saying them out loud makes them 10x funnier. I couldn't do it with a straight face

The neural network generated pickup lines that are actually kind of adorable

So it occurred to me that the same neural network framework I’ve trained on recipes, Pokemon, superhero names, and Irish tune names might be able to write pick up lines as well.

Gathering the dataset was much more painful than I had expected - I hadn’t really read many of these before, and most were obscene, or aggressive, or kind of insulting. I began to regret the whole project.

But although the neural network figured out the basic forms “You must be a … because….” or “Hey baby, wanna…” it never learned to generate the worst lines - most of these were based on wordplay that it didn’t have a chance of reproducing. 

Instead, it began to generate lines that varied from incomprehensible to surreal to kind of adorable:

Are you a 4loce? Because you’re so hot! I want to get my heart with you. You are so beautiful that you know what I mean. I have a cenver? Because I just stowe must your worms. Hey baby, I’m swirked to gave ever to say it for drive.  If I were to ask you out? You must be a tringle? Cause you’re the only thing here. I’m not on your wears, but I want to see your start. You are so beautiful that you make me feel better to see you. Hey baby, you’re to be a key? Because I can bear your toot? I don’t know you. I have to give you a book, because you’re the only thing in your eyes. Are you a candle? Because you’re so hot of the looks with you. I want to see you to my heart. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I have a price tighting. I have a really falling for you. Your beauty have a fine to me. Are you a camera? Because I want to see the most beautiful than you. I had a come to got your heart. You’re so beautiful that you say a bat on me and baby. You look like a thing and I love you. Hello.

I can’t not picture these pickup lines being spoken by really pathetic robots. So… I couldn’t resist:

Awww the little wheels on the one with the flower!

I used the "you look like a thing and I love you." On my fiancé. He laughed. These are so cute

The neural network is more of a foodie than you are.

I’m training a neural network to generate recipes based on a database of about 30,000 examples, using the open-source char-rnn framework. It sometimes hallucinates ingredients that it’s quite sure definitely exist and you desperately need them for your recipe.

Try asking your foodie friends if they know where to find the following:

2 oz fresh coriander liqueur 1 cup perchymarrange 8 oz chocolate mustard 4 oz picking oil 1 cup conding beans 2 tablespoon nomained beans ¼ lb lime jean meat 2 cup pickling kee thyme 1 cup water (heeped or fipetsscarn/sneas) 2 oz pkg ground pumpkin sprigs 2 cup stem bread 2 cup walnut tomatoes 1 sand ginger 1 can cracked bread strips ½ cup wripping oil 1  lecture leaves thawed 6  squares french brownings cream 1 cup italian whole crambatch

The neural network invents fruit names that may not catch on.

I’ve been training a neural network (based on this open-source neural network framework from Andrej Karpathy) on datasets from  recipes, to lists of Pokemon, to superhero names. I decided to see if it could invent names for new fruit varieties - I fed it a list of apple, peach, pear, plum, and cherry varieties, and asked it to generate more.

It obliged. But I’m not sure any of these are going to catch on:

Sunbrown Stanker Pork Gala Horspest Shivercell Hencough Moregall Brown Soften Ruby Wally Ruck Nagtort Blee Red Redcells Zuby Glong Zeelcher Hacker Gala Soften Fuji Klunk 134 Horking

Video game titles created by a neural network trained on 146,000 games:

  • Conquestress (1981, Data East) (Arcade)
  • Deep Golf (1985, Siny Computer Entertainment) (MS-DOS)
  • Brain Robot Slam (1984, Gremlin Graphics) (Apple IIe)
  • King of Death 2: The Search of the Dog Space (2010, Capcom;Br�derbund Studios) (Windows)
  • Babble Imperium (1984, Paradox Interactive) (ZX Spectrum)
  • High Episode 2: Ghost Band (1984, Melbourne Team) (Apple IIe)
  • Spork Demo (?, ?) (VIC-20)
  • Alien Pro Baseball (1989, Square Enix) (Arcade)
  • Black Mario (1983, Softsice) (Linux/Unix)
  • Jort: The Shorching (1991, Destomat) (NES)
  • Battle for the Art of the Coast (1997, Jaleco) (GBC)
  • Soccer Dragon (1987, Ange Software) (Amstrad CPC)
  • Mutant Tycoon (2000, Konami) (GBC)
  • Bishoujo no Manager (2003, author) (Linux/Unix)
  • Macross Army (Defenders Ball House 2: League Alien) (1991, Bandai) (NES)
  • The Lost of the Sand Trades 2000 (1990, Sega) (SNES)
  • Pal Defense (1987, author) (Mac)

Spork Demo is either really innocuous or really violent.

I bust out laughing at spork demo