i’d like to draw everyone’s attention to this portrait of a dog that’s in bella swans bedroom

i’d like to remind everyone that this dog portrait also appears in the music video for chandelier

Screw pharmacies and insurance companies for making chronically ill people on meds frequently go through withdrawals, and sometimes dangerous ones.

I didn't think this needed to be a PSA, but PSA:

Cosplayers are not literally the character they are dressed as.

Some folks like to be in character while cosplaying, but that still doesn't mean you can be a dick to them because they're portraying a character you don't like.

As someone who cosplays a villain who is very unpopular in the fandom, it's really not fun to get comments about how I'm an awful person, even if they're made in "jest."

I am not literally Viren. I am just a burnt-out nerd in their late 20s who likes to watch cartoons.

Stop being weird to cosplayers.

Equally,

Cosplayers, you are not the characters. Please stop being weird to people.

Posing and playing with people who ask/consent is great. But pleeeease stop being The Joker around people who ain't up for that shit.

Okay so, like, my original post was made because I have had people being weird toward me on my cosplay posts recently, which has been making me really uncomfortable, so this really feels like a "make your own post" situation.

Brevity is the soul of wit & this was so damn creative

[ID: a woman stands in front of a hell landscape cgi. she's talking to someone out of view; "... Not supposed to be here, I'm Hindu, I'm supposed to be reincarnated, I told you this bef-"

She's cut off my a section of Lil Nas X's song Montero, specifically the line "... Me in the the mornin', i'll be on...". As the line plays, she looks to the side down, as if something nearby is falling. The music fades in, gets louder, and fades back out. She pauses after it fades all the way out.

"Who the fuck was that??" End ID]

“I told you this before” implying she has died and gone to Hell more than once, either in this life or a past

everytime she dies she has to go through this whole long process of paperwork and bribery to get reincarnated

Pues yo me lo había creído

I was completely ready to accept this was a diplodocus for longer than it could plausibly look like any animal

So you’ve got this bitch-ass fitted sheet that you would normally pile into a ball and shove into a closet so you won’t have to deal with it, yeah? Well. Quit acting like a piece of linen is better than you are. You can make a fitted sheet bend to your will. And here’s how…

First, put your sheet on the floor. Stand above it for a few seconds so it knows who’s boss.

Then, put your hand in the lower left corner so that it’s inside out. Do the same to the lower right corner.

Now, your lower left and right corners of the fitted sheet should be inside out. (Shoutout to Amy Poehler, love your work).

Then, take the lower left corner (that’s still inside out) and tuck it into the upper left corner. It should look like the picture above once you’re done. Then, do the same with your right corners.

It should look something like that. Right now, she’s your friend at the end of a good night out. Doesn’t look really bad, but you know she deserves better. 

Pull at the corners until you get something like this shape, as it makes it easier to fold. You’ve given your friend some plain white bread and a glass of water. She’s looking much more presentable now.

Now, pull in at the elastic until you make a rectangle. You’ll want to tuck and smooth the excess fabric away from the elastic seams and towards the closed edge of the fitted sheet.

Once you’ve got a (semi) neat rectangle, fold the the top of the sheet down about a third of the way through. I like to fold the upper part of the sheet down first, because it’s not as straight of an edge as the bottom. You can find your own meaning within that description.

Now, fold the lower portion of the sheet on top of the part you’ve already folded down.

Fold the left side of the sheet into the middle, and then fold the right side of the sheet on top of what you just folded. 

Congratulations. You just made a fitted sheet your bitch.

No but really, this has been the most complete and informative description of how to fold a fitted sheet I’ve ever seen. Very few that I’ve seen show the “bread and water” step.

Advice from 4500 years ago.

I like ths translation. “it would be wise of you to remember this”

the queer community was formed by people who were deemed strange and abnormal in society based on them not conforming to expectations about sexuality & gender. there are no specific boundaries bc this isn't a club. a cishet guy that likes wearing dresses who fights side by side with us for true liberation, is 100x more queer than a millionaire gay man who's besties with companies that sell us watered down versions of our own culture for profit during pride while donating to homophobic lawmakers every other month.

i'm gonna say this again because it really pissed some people off: yes, I would rather have a cishet GNC man who stands with queer people, is involved in our spaces and our culture, stands up for us when we are attacked, and is active in furthering queer liberation, than a rich gay man who spits on the lower-class queers who gave him the ability to be out, who sells his soul to corporations who couldn't give less of a shit about us, just for the wealth and power of capitalism. Fuck that guy. I'm not saying he isn't gay - he is! Nothing can take that away! But we have the saying "not gay as in happy but queer as in fuck you" for a reason. The family-friendly gay millionaire isn't my brother. The poor crossdresser who has been a part of this community since it's inception is. Fuck your bootlicking bullshit.

a comic about a worm on a string

Caption: [ (multiple people talking at once) Someone says “Oh my god, love is love!” Two other people chime in, saying “Happy Pride Month!” and “Oh my god!”. All together they say “Happy Pride Month!”. When the billboard changes to show a chick-fil-a ad, they all start screaming.]

corporations on June 30th 11:59:59pm versus July 1st 12:00:00am

cannot BELIEVE you all have hidden the source of the sickos hahaha yes meme from everyone. this is so fucking funny

The Pro-fetus folks don't understand

He knew they had weapons, he knew they were going to the Capitol, he knew that they were going for violence. He planned, instigated, and promoted the Capitol riot. He is complicit in his failed coup attempt.

After the violence had started at the Capitol, he wanted to go and see his "troops" reigning destruction but was stopped by Secret Service as it was not secure enough for him.

The term mags, that he used earlier is not in reference to weapon ammo magazines, but as in "magnetic weapons detectors". He wanted anyone to be able to enter with both weapons and ammo.

Dude has a death wish

Delighted to announce this bird is real and is a corvid.

Truly the family that just keeps giving.

I haven’t seen it in the notes yet, so afaik, here’s the source of that video! So now you can see the funny poison bird much more clearly.

It was taken by a biologist that studies birds so it seems like he knows what he’s doing. For the most part. Here’s his caption:

You all know that he 100% licked his fingers after handling that bird

hey @eviethedragon poison corvid dropped

PSA: If you are dating a forced birther dump them now! Ain't no way they are gonna keep that shit rhetorical.

well TIL aquinas’ dumbass view on males getting a soul earlier than females was cited in roe v wade.

sappho fragment 80 (l-p 126)

over two and a half millennia later and lesbians is the same

just learned about a building in london that is so poorly designed it becomes a death ray that melts cars and creates a downdraft effect with wind so powerful that it knocks full grown adults to the ground

imagine being knocked over by a gust of wind from this ugly ass building and then being cooked TO DEATH by the sun reflection like what a way to go

i learned about this like last year or somethign and this building is literally th satan come alive. building that tries to fucking kill you and fry you like an egg

top ten buildings that Want To Harm You

this building is like I Will Flip You Over Like A Hamburger And Fucking Cook You

The use of the present tense isn’t quite accurate because they did fix the issue immediatly after this so its no longer a death ray but yes it did partially melt a very expensive Jaguar. Its nickname ‘the walkie talkie’ got beautifully bastardised to ‘the walkie scorchie’ following this. Its also widely accepted to be the ugliest of London’s skyscrapers.

And I just wanna bring up the fact that this is not the only monstrosity built by Rafael Vinoly - he’s also responsible for the eyesore of Manhattan that is 432 Park Avenue.

Residents here have repeatedly complained about the realities of living in this haunted pool noodle, including ‘catastrophic’ floods, loud bangs and creaks, and an elevator that refuses to work when its windy.

I would say we should stop letting this guy make buildings, but he only seems to fuck over millionaires so I’m not in a hurry to end his career just yet.

@branovices it’s my pleasure to inform you that the Vdara ‘death ray’ Hotel is also the work of Rafael Vinoly

World Heritage Post

Rafael Vinoly waking up and choosing violence like