Isopod charms 30 breeds to choose from by eattoast

another deranged drawing from my demented mind

transphobes found the first one so i made another because fuck them

Unmute !

Happy April Fools 2024

Cat plays theremin

the sustained note with the big-eyed stare… like… yes that sound is a perfect auditory representation of what is going on in the cat’s brain

simply dont monday

Decided to say fuck it to my congestion. Closed myself in the guest bathroom, blocked out all ventilation, turned my massive humidifier on full blast and ran myself the hottest bath i can stand.

This is my enclosure. I live here now. I have recreated the water cycle in a matter of minutes and can finally breathe.

Would love to show y'all but yeah

tag what you're majoring in/intend on majoring in

Respecting Women

bat man

minecraft

youtube

in the tags guys

fuckin weed

W

Criminal justice and psychology

i’m terrified that i’ll lock myself into an interest that i’ll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study i’ve pursued over my life!

Minecraft

minecraft as well

jerma

Building a home for a toadlet

(via)

NOTHING will prepare u for how tiny this guy is

Me watching the prep: That’s gonna be WAY too small for him to live in!

Me seeing the amphibian: Objection withdrawn.

Modern fandom went awry when people stopped learning how to avoid content that upsets them and instead starting actively seeking it out.

I mean this in the kindest, most loving way possible, but babes you'll be so much happy when you stop focusing on what other people are doing and instead focus on what you like.

You'll never be able to stop people from liking what you hate, and the best way you'll find any peace of mind is properly utilizing blocking, blacklisting, and muting tools. Take it from someone who used to run a shipping discourse blog, fandom is supposed to be what you enjoy, stop focusing on things that upset you.

@madame-mongoose :3

okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Autumnal

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.

[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]

This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.

[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]

My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.

because of this tiktok, i frequently murmur "very beautiful, very powerful" at myself, and i cannot recommend it enough.

🐛 -> Slug Stimboard !

📦 -> with slug stims !

📬 -> rqd by @lizardinablackdress !

📗 -> 🦠 - 🐌 - 🦠 / 🐌 - 🦠 - 🐌 / 🦠 - 🐌 - 🦠

🔓 -> requests closed ! rq info !

DNI -> NSFW/Kink/Bigots/Etc. I'll Block You.

you know what day it is……….

To some people you’re an NPC

To other people, you’re the special, unlockable character that they worked and worked to finally get- and when they do they’re so happy because they got the game just so they could find you.

The fact y'all are still passing around this post, eight years after I made it. Exquisite. I hope it’s still resonating with people outside of mid-2010’s tumblr.