i hate you breathlessness i hate you brain fog i hate you dizziness i hate you tremors i hate you joint pain i hate you fatigue i hate you racing heart
having to ask people if you’re still hanging out is one of the worst things ever . like is our playdate still on? im gonna stab myself
Y'all have got to stop spreading fake news via the destiel meme, that shit needs to be an accredited source
So I had my laces repeatedly undone by an oversized pigeon today.
While I was retying one shoe, they undid the other. And then proceeded to jump onto the bench to untie the ones I was retying.
Victoria Crowned Pigeon! They are Large and do not fear visitors.
ive picked up this habit recently of appending "world" to a lot of different things and i have no idea why. for example if im going to get groceries id say "im going to groceries world" or if im eating a sandwich im like "im in sandwich world right now" IT'S SO WEIRD and i have no idea where this came from
this ones doing numbers in likes & reblogs world
Oh I see so it's not that the person who made it was cultivating the strangest vibe possible for the grimace birthday playlist it's that they put every song ever on it
The word "faggot" appears in the lyrics on this playlist multiple times. Dead Kennedy's are on here.
I cannot. Stress. Enough. It is on the grimace birthday playlist.
IT IS ON. THE GRIMACE. BIRTHDAY PLAYLIST.
I now disagree with that post that went something like "to make high schoolers laugh post pandemic you have to kill someone" because when I was clocking out of work today I overheard my coworkers, two high school boys, joking around. One said "hey bro...literally me when im making pizza..." He was in fact making a pizza, that's our job. They both laughed like beavis and butthead and repeated it a few times.
I wanted to put a more positive spin on the popular skeleton leaving meme
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"mom's not home, you know what that means" walks around the house talking to the imaginary audience for three hours straight
*watches cringey movie on the big tv instead of my laptop*
Me when not happy
I WAS GOOGLING STUFF FOR HAIR REMOVAL AND THIS WAS ONE OF THE COMMENTS I READ IM CHOKING
streaming companies will say um we're increasing your subscription fee. no password sharing. no screenshots allowed. please subscribe to a separate channel for this movie and another for this tv show. free trial but put in your card details so we can charge you if you forget to cancel. this title is a rental only that's 4.99 please. this title is not available in your region. you are begging people to torrent at this point Like ye are off the edge of the map matey here there be pirates argh argh argh 🦜☠️