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Snape Snape Severus Snape

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SEVERUS SNAPE🖤

Minerva glanced over her book in Severus’ direction, slightly vexed that he hadn’t acknowledged her in the ten minutes that she had been sitting next to him. But he was engrossed in his own book: a rare, amused smile had formed on his lips and he looked, for once, quite relaxed. 

‘What are you reading?’ she finally asked, her tone casual. 

Severus did not look up. 

‘A Russian favourite’, he replied, shifting his left leg to a more comfortable position. 

Minerva waited a few seconds in case he should like to elaborate, but seeing that he would not, simply said, quite fondly:

‘Well, whatever it is, I am glad that it is making you smile.’

‘It does happen.’

However Albus, who had just entered the room and did not usually bother with polite conversation, seemed to be asking himself the same question as Minerva. Leaning over Severus’ shoulder with curiosity, he read aloud: 

‘ “I am a sick man … I am a spiteful man. I am an unattractive man.” Ah yes, Dostoevsky does have a way with words, does he not, my boy?’

Minerva rolled her eyes in exasperation. Severus glanced at her ironically.

Oh my god🤣

McGonagall: Why are there little handprints all over the wall?
Snape: *whispering to Harry* Why are there little handprints all over the wall?
Harry: *whispering* because I have little hands.
Snape: Because he has little hands.

AHH

surrealscorpion:
In India, a snake protects two pups for 48 hours after they accidentally fall into a hole. At first it was thought that she wanted to attack them, but then noticed she was caring for the puppies. When rescued, the snake was released into a forest. 
It is impossible not to share it with you.

that snake is going to snake heaven

precious babies

I couldn’t help myself.

Neither could I

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“and his face was suddenly demented, inhuman, as though he was in as much pain as the yelping, howling dog stuck in the burning house behind them,”

rereading the books for the snape scenes

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mcgonagall: harry is missing, can you find him?

snape: what, do you think i have him microchipped or something?

mcgonagall: well, do you?

snape:

snape: yeah, hang on.