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weoo weoo i'm a car with legs • you can naruto run, but you can't naruto hide • nintendo ID: SW-1384-5045-9134
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a car goes full speed off a cliff and explodes at the bottom and when the smoke clears it's actually just perfectly parallel parked

a second car somewhere in the world perfectly parallel parks and when you think the car is finally aligned it spontaneously combusts and explodes

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the law of equivalent exchange

poll time!

personally I loved pixie hollow and poptropica. I fully expect club penguin to win this, but maybe I'll be surprised. please reblog for sample size, I'm really curious to see the results of this one!

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where the hell is Moshi Monsters

shit i’ve heard chemistry majors say

- *student in a lab coat, cutting in the cafeteria line* YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND I DON’T HAVE A LOT OF TIME MY EXPERIMENT IS GOING TO CATCH FIREEEE

- *loud pop*    student, in very calm voice: well that was painful

- lab assistant, seeing me frantically pulling on gloves: oh no. what did you do now

- professor: come on guys, don’t hate on social sciences majors… it’s not their fault they were born this way

- so i was grading your tests last night. i wanted to kill someone.

- you have five minutes until the end of class to finish the test. but i want to go outside for a smoke, so three

- *section of lab report titled “applications of compound”* i heard that a drug cartel used it to dissolve bodies, should i list that?

- “i’m synthesizing this compound in my next lab class, what kind of stuff effects the success rate and yield?” “dunno man, it depends on your karma”

- based on my recent lab assignments, i have come to the conclusion that the professor wants me dead

- dude, Fehling’s solution contains glucose, what if it tastes like lemonade?   *proceeds to dip finger in and lick it*   well that was a disappointment. the potassium hydroxide makes it kinda bitter.

- professor: you’ll understand this concept in your fifth year   student: sir, this is a four-year program   professor: oh, then never

i thought nilered was an outlier but i guess they’re just Like This

i thought nilered

was an outlier but i

guess they’re just Like This

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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i love the game wobble dogs bc it was originally not supposed to be that game but the creator couldn't stop the dog models from wobbling so they just made it the whole game concept .

then the dogs break the geometry of the floor so much with their physics that one of the features in the game is that if the dog is literally stuck and struggling to go where you want it to go a bubble pops up that says "[dog name] is trying their best to [perform task]" and this does not fix the dog but it lets you know that you're just gonna have to wait