Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"
Back when I worked at walgreens I didn't know witch hazel was a real thing people would come in asking for it and I'd be like yeah it's on aisle 3 next to the wolfsbane and eye of newt you fucking idiot bastard
By talos this can't be happening again
Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum
I don't think I've seen an actor who is this passionate about their role ever
Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves
specifically this kind of bonk.
alright everyone we’re gonna spell out gay
Give me a G!!!
G!!
Give me an A!!!
Give me a T!!!
T!!!
Give me an O!!!
O!!!!
Give me an R!!!
R!!!!!!
Give me another A!!!
A!!!!!
Give me a D!!!
D!!!!!
And give me an E!!!
E!!!!!!!!!
What’s that spell??!!
GATORADE!!!!!!!!
wait
people keep reposting this on instagram and i want you all to know that it is NOT okay
COMMUNITY COLLEGE IS LITERALLY HOW THIS HAPPENED!!!!! PSA DO NOT GO THERE!!!!!!!! ESPECIALLY IN COLORADO!
Michael Burnham be like: this is my sexy boyfriend who can talk to animals, this the mushroom guy, these are my bridge lesbians, this is my first officer who went through second puberty and no longer fears death, and this is the genocidal dictator I dragged here from an alternate universe whose history of war crimes and cannibalism I overlook because of unresolved guilt at letting my version of her die and she's fine with it cuz she can use me as a second chance with her adopted daughter whom she murdered for treason,
Went through the notes on one of my recent posts and it made me curious about this cause it never occurred to me So
I am reading the narrator's diary





















