Still can't believe they let me use the font Bembo in Everything Is Tuberculosis just because I fucking love this Pietro Bembo story so much.
I just realised that you're john green and not some random guy
It's very simple.
Corporate social media accounts--and tumblr may be a commercially irrelevant social medium but it is both social and a medium--are run by human beings.
The human being who runs this one is John Green. He used to write novels but now he writes about the world's deadliest infectious disease.
will this be the last chance to get a new signed JG book since you fucked up your arm signing them all?
(love your work btw I’m trying to get a copy of everything is TB as I type)
Probably.
I mostly fucked up my shoulder, not my arm, but there is some long-term damage there that seems to have resulted directly from my signing my name 700,000 times in the last twelve years.
I'm very grateful for the chance to have signed so many books, but at some point you have to realize that you will never recover your youth and will in fact continue to degenerate until you are no longer able to maintain homeostasis.
Worse still, you become a nostalgia act, wiling away your days on an undead social media platform answering questions written by a five-headed dragon.
But even if you can't sign books, you can still write them, so that's a bit of a consolation.
is John green actually on tumblr or not
Who cares about that weirdo's social media profiles but his new book about tuberculosis fucking rules; you should preorder a signed copy now at everythingistb.com.
The 18th (?!?!?) annual Project for Awesome starts today at noon eastern time, but we've already raised over $500,000 for charities like Save the Children and Partners in Health.
You can get some amazing perks this year, including the first few chapters of my next book, the annual podcast I make with Sarah where we read emails we wrote each other before we started dating, and lots more. Check it all out at http://projectforawesome.com/donate.
The 18th (?!?!?) annual Project for Awesome starts today at noon eastern time, but we've already raised over $500,000 for charities like Save the Children and Partners in Health.
You can get some amazing perks this year, including the first few chapters of my next book, the annual podcast I make with Sarah where we read emails we wrote each other before we started dating, and lots more. Check it all out at http://projectforawesome.com/donate.
everyday i think about ashley clements dating the guy who played grandpa russo in wizards of waverly place
I think about it everyday, too.
Lizzie Bennet and Grandpa Russo could use some help:
Hello! Do you want to join me in D.C. on April 8th and 9th to meet your congressional offices and encourage them to pass the End TB Now Act and to support TB funding in general? Do you live in one of the yellow states below? If so, please join us!!! Sign up here!




