awakecels seething over bedpilled sleepchads
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Cause we can hear all of your internal monologues that even you don’t listen to, and we chatter hysterically to drown out the noise of your hatred for us (plus feeling everybody else’s feelings for them all the time is like doing emotional speedballs). We can’t help it, so just shut up and hate us like you always do since we can hear your thoughts anyway (you have that nose ring ‘cause your mother didn’t love you, but we love you, we have to)
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Is this the same person lmao
Majesty of Tumblr.
Posters’ Point
Bloggers’ Bay
Mutuals’ Meadow
The Forest of Likes
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jeremy fragrance was born with no perceivable scent and thus set out on a lifelong mission to capture and distill the very essence of humanity and create a perfume so divine that it would grant him godlike status among mortals, and after years of killing people and extracting their natural scent, he finally created it, but as soon as he poured it onto his body he was torn limb from limb and cannibalised by french peasants who believed they were in the presence of an angel walking the earth
Me: shit who smoked all the weed?
my therapist, hannabis lector: whoa dude idk that’s crazy
He knew only that the child was his warrant. He said: If he is not the word of God God never spoke.
Cormac McCarthy · The Road (2006)
The funniest thing in the world to me is when people write mermaids that are bothered by humans eating fish. Like do you think fish don’t eat each other? The ocean is full of little freaks that will eat whatever or whoever the fuck will fit in their mouths. If the mermaids haven’t been eating fish this whole time what do you think they’ve been eating? If the answer is humans, that doesn’t make it any less funny. They’ll eat the species that looks like the top half of them but won’t eat a species that looks like the bottom half? Peak comedy.
i literally haven't been normal since i saw a bunch of twitter users referring to character death as 'the death trope'. like girls that is called death. from real life
me every morning: wow i'm doing the waking up trope and the breakfast trope
my friend asked me to pretend to be her boyfriend because her parents are homophobic af but they ended up hating me so much that they were glad when she said she was gay task failed successfully
remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave
How fucking old are you people?
normal amount
Need somebody to start the 'making fake id as a minor is problematic' discourse....it's too peaceful around here
idk who needs to hear this but if you're a minor and you have a fake id so you can buy weed at the dispo, you're literlaly supporting racism because the legalizeation of weed is racist..... your drug dealer is john boehner? a real adult wouldnt have a fake they would buy a dub on the street like a respectable
if I can convince even part of tumblr that gollum has sex in the gollum game I've won
