I can’t fucking open this jar of pickles I’m taking it to planet fitness to see someone stronger than me can
Hey I dropped this post a few years ago but I need everyone to know that my ex-friend ended up dating the guy who opened up the pickles and they moved in together and he quit his job at planet fitness and mooched off of her because he locked himself in his room because he was convinced he was gonna be a successful twitch streamer and this went on for about a year and she finally broke up with him and that same weekend he ended up going missing and was found at a gas station pitching sales ideas to people on the street the last I heard from him is that he works at a children’s museum
hey besties guess what time it is it’s time I remember this app exists and I make five reblogs and then disappear for 2-6 months again
You’re sucking my dick then you look up and I’m giving you analogue horror eyes
EVERY GAME needs to have a house that's decoratable. Fishing mini game. Pets. 100s of pieces of clothing. Cooking
penis sidequest
penis sidequest
im not mentally ill i just need to catch whoever the fuck keeps putting dirty dishes in my sink and kill them. and then ill get to function normally
alice i have bad news :(
hey whats up
