23 any pronouns
im a college student a barista and a lawn gnome that got turned into a human guy
☕️🎥📚📝🎧🧸🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🧶♎️🧋🌥
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on the same topic tho i saw a bunch of ppl saying they thought guptill89 (of top 10 hottest female sonic characters fame) was an ahead-of-his-time troll. FALSE. it was totally serious and though that one was bad a lot of his other vids are very charming to me he was clearly just an autistic dude having fun on early youtube. and his facebook is public and still active and v mundane and gets almost no attention so itd be an insanely long con if it was all a joke
i think the human pet guy is probably an extremely elaborate troll
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I hate how everything's called devices and apps now. Those are frail words with no weight and show no respect like machine and program do.
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GIRLY JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT CYERCE ELEGANS
If Cyerce nigricans is a butterfly, then this is a fairy... Cyerce nigricans for comparison:
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the next DSM update should have anime reccs for each disorder
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me searching my blog for something i know for a fact i have posted about multiple times only for tumblr to show nothing
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Apples to apples funny as fuck game but realy lacking in information on many world issues that are worth talking about
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There's something very bisexual about a USB c charger
we are running out of posts
gumbo yawn
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Ascendaeus 🕒 4 years ago Why the Fuck has this Stupid shit been the Top Torrent of All Video games for 5 Fucking Years. I Never even Heard about this game or Seen it in Any other Media other than the Fucking Torrents List. Why the Fuck would Anyone want to Play the Sims in the First place, Who wants to Tell their Character to go and Take a Shit, that's the Stupidest fucking thing in the World. What a Waste of Fucking Time & Space, When will there Ever be a Fucking Game more Popular than "Take a Shit Simulator 5"? I Really don't Fucking Understand. There are Games where you Blow shit up, There are Games where you Build shit, There are Games where you Kill Bad guys, & then there's the Most Popular Game of All Time Forever & Ever until the End of Time "Take a Shit Simulator" It's Really Frustrating & Confusing to me, Good games come out, like RE 2 Remake, Many thousands of Seeds at one Point, but it Never caught up to "Take a Shit Simulator". The Witcher 3 was a Cultural Phenomenon, Everybody was Talking about it, YTP Videos about it with Many Millions of Views, at One point it had Many thousands of Seeds, but Never Caught up with "Take a Shit Simulator". WTF? I'm Sure the ff7 Remake is Gonna be Yuge, another Cultural Phenomenon that Everybody will be Talking about & Playing, but I Wonder if it will Ever have as Many Seeds as "Take a Shit Simulator", Makes me Want to Blow my Fucking Brains out, What the Fuck is Wrong with you
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after two years of working at mcdonalds I will NEVER work fast food again but I will admit. It did give me some of the funniest stories of my entire life
one time we got an uber eats order for a hamburger, no pickles no onions no mustard no meat no bun. we didn’t really know what to do with that so my manager took a box and squirted some ketchup in it and that’s what we gave them
one time we had a lettuce recall due to an E. coli outbreak so we couldn’t serve salads. i had a man in the drive thru angrily insist we “serve it to [him] anyways”
a man in the lobby started screaming at my manager (black) telling her she was being racist against him (white) because there were onions on his mcrib. he did not order it without the onions
we told one guy we couldn’t have people go through the drive thru without a vehicle for safety reasons and he left and came back on a razor scooter
#i dont have many lighthearted funny stories from mcdonalds like this most of them were depressing. but i had a coworker who used to launch#ketchup packets at me from across the store (friendly)#oh i had a coworker at starbucks who had two moms who iirc were professional gamblers#my current job isnt fast food but it is food and i have some fun stories from there. like the time a lady put her baby on the counter and it#promptly threw up#or the time a white guy told my white coworker she had white privilege bc she made him mad
my boyfriend gave david lynch's dune 3 1/2 stars on letterboxd
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not going to lie to you they are charging to muuch for all this crap at the store