When Daddy cuts my French toast for me. 💕
Oh hey look it’s me! I usually cut up kittens food but I always ask her just in case she ever wants to be a big girl. I love you lil britches mwuah
*Banging table* CUMMIES CUMMIES CUMMIES
hE WEARING AN ED EDD AND EDDY SHIRT NOBODY GONNA SAY SHIT ABoUT THIS
he made her eat the doo doo
no offense but I heard the evil scientist say he likes studying me better than you
Layers Upon Layers.
Muscle, Flesh.
Muscle, Flesh.
Muscle, Flesh.
I Can Survive Atmospheric Entry. OK?
this post makes me feel like we’re the only survivors on a space station hurtling towards certain doom & this Really Big Ape is trying to reassure me that he’ll make it back home safe even if the station’s final escape pod can only fit me inside
i’m holding back tears… thank you, reuben…
I Am The Final Escape Pod.
Are You Ready?
peeling a clementine is so easy. it comes so naturally. its inviting… the clementine WANTS to be peeled. its melancholic, sanguine… but an orange? whats an orange but a nuisance… the orange torments and mocks with its brute strength. it exists only to create chaos. next time you decide to indulge in a citrus delight, heed my word. choose the clementine
Tell me, Will, am I a clementine or an orange?
wow your hole is amazingggg great balls too 😍😍 anyways as i was saying in Mario Kart Wii on the Daisy Circuit track there’s this giant statue of Daisy and Luigi holding hands and dancing which yet again hints at them being in a romantic relationship. Nintendo still hasn’t officially confirmed it but it continues to be teased in various spin-off games.
if the truman show came out in 2020 trumans life would be livestreamed 24/7 and the twitch chat would be absolutely wildin. poggers
whenever truman was preoccupied like sitting at the bus stop checking fake reddit on his phone or whatever it would be like that live stream of jackson hole wyoming before they took the chat away
im a simple gal. people raise their voices at me, i cry for an hour
