Hey Listen ...
This is your captain speaking I am currently flying this plane with my penis. Is this a problem?
ah no can’t hang out today i’m gonna smoke weed and jerk off yeah it’s gonna be an all day thing sorry actually wait do you want to watch
I know tom knocked on the bathroom door in the plane, said “pissing all by yourself, handsome?” killing logan instantly
LOVE WINS TODAY!!!!!!!!!
LOVE WINSSSS
we r all faggots and pointless animals. curls up next to you and falls asleep on yr chest.
kitdadington-deactivated2015060
Stars on the street
Fusili on the grass
Anonymous asked:
you just hate the cis because of the things that they did
I hate the cis because it is led by the treacherous count dooku
My choices may be super unrepresentitive of the actual number of followers people have, cause I have no idea what is normal.
Please don't use this as a way to feel bad about yourself, no matter how the results go, because tumblr is just a place to have fun and look at silly posts, there is no clout here! Higher numbers will look inflated because the higher up I went, the more the category covers.
If you have multiple blogs, please vote for your highest follower count
Please reblog so we can get a representative sample size!
Last chance to vote!!
"what's your method of getting to sleep" poll that includes like 5 pharmaceutical drugs and weed but no masturbation. you people are literally living in matrix pods hooked right up to the machine ....
slut era (would do anything for the person that makes me feel safe, protected, and adored)
terfs be like. i am going to tell you how to spot a trans woman. okay so if you think a woman is ugly you should harass them. this is beneficial to women