If I was a sim I would go on simblr and reblog simscourse posts like "smarp floopie in zul weanow" and send my simutual a funny post which is just a picture of a duck with a smiley face icon next to it and then I would log off and die on the floor
"creepy or wet" being the lasting impact of the gym copypasta is funny because that wasn't like... a fully bot-generated post. the only things being changed from the original greentext were two words,
based and cringe
what do you mean the original wasnt creepy or wet
Anonymous asked:
Do you enjoy normal things
some days you’re walking through walmart and your brain hits you with a “sokkas love for meat is a lighthearted way of expressing his deep rooted fear of starving because all the men left and suddenly he felt like it was his job to hunt for his whole village”
Obsessed with this guy like literally what was his problem
no but literally it is completely insane. literally imagine. you are just some normal guy, trying to find his friend, and some weird twink who's obsessed with you just harasses you the entire time. completely unhinged
Did you bury a god of harvest in that pot before you planted the strawberries? Asking for a friend.
I’ve got another orange cat video to show....
He's got his own dinner theme
I love how he's still stretching, like he's clearly leapt up from being comfortably at rest to rush over and be like "Oh?? Dinner?? Is it time for dinner?? Dinner for me?? Dinner??"
I was hanging out with a group of ~7 people who were mostly or all poly, and mentioned reading More Than Two's examples of problems that come up in poly relationships –
"I was flipping through it and going 'this is trivial', 'this is easy', 'yeah whatever' (sometimes with unwarranted confidence) and then I hit the scenario where your partner never has sushi with you, he refuses to try it because he can tell he's going to hate it – and then he comes back from a date with one of his new partners and says, guess what, [she] got me to try sushi and it's really good! And I went –"
I did not need to finish that sentence, because there was a cacophony of groaning & agonized writhing & knees being drawn up to chins. People did NOT like imagining that
That escalated so fast I feel like I needed a safeword.
Someone low key aphobic: Romantic and sexual attraction is what makes us human!
The A-Spec community, holding up a penguin: BEHOLD A HUMAN
the disappearance of durian between botw and totk implies to me that somehow zelda managed to erase all durian from the timeline
Sonia handed her a fun new fruit they'd discovered and Zelda was so excited to see familiar food she ate it before anyone could tell her it was the only one
Alternatively, Zelda saw her chance to eliminate that fucking fruit Links to cook with that smells up the house and she fucking took it.
wait so the new superman animated show has clark kent transforming into superman a la magical girl anime sequence???
if your man does this that’s not your man that’s sailor moon
According to one of the show’s storyboard artists, it’s actually a reference to Pretty Cure!
i think i downloaded some kind of computer virus
Oh dear. Are you just getting annoying popup ads, or is it worse than that?
Much worse.
Gremlin.exe is super hard to uninstall i hear. Good luck!
It's spreading, evolving--
Modern problems require ancient solutions.
I have given the viruses a stick.
This video has permanently changed my vocabulary so I need you all to see it
