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Do you enjoy normal things
some days you’re walking through walmart and your brain hits you with a “sokkas love for meat is a lighthearted way of expressing his deep rooted fear of starving because all the men left and suddenly he felt like it was his job to hunt for his whole village”
Obsessed with this guy like literally what was his problem
no but literally it is completely insane. literally imagine. you are just some normal guy, trying to find his friend, and some weird twink who's obsessed with you just harasses you the entire time. completely unhinged
Did you bury a god of harvest in that pot before you planted the strawberries? Asking for a friend.
I’ve got another orange cat video to show....
He's got his own dinner theme
I love how he's still stretching, like he's clearly leapt up from being comfortably at rest to rush over and be like "Oh?? Dinner?? Is it time for dinner?? Dinner for me?? Dinner??"
I was hanging out with a group of ~7 people who were mostly or all poly, and mentioned reading More Than Two's examples of problems that come up in poly relationships –
"I was flipping through it and going 'this is trivial', 'this is easy', 'yeah whatever' (sometimes with unwarranted confidence) and then I hit the scenario where your partner never has sushi with you, he refuses to try it because he can tell he's going to hate it – and then he comes back from a date with one of his new partners and says, guess what, [she] got me to try sushi and it's really good! And I went –"
I did not need to finish that sentence, because there was a cacophony of groaning & agonized writhing & knees being drawn up to chins. People did NOT like imagining that
That escalated so fast I feel like I needed a safeword.
Someone low key aphobic: Romantic and sexual attraction is what makes us human!
The A-Spec community, holding up a penguin: BEHOLD A HUMAN
the disappearance of durian between botw and totk implies to me that somehow zelda managed to erase all durian from the timeline
Sonia handed her a fun new fruit they'd discovered and Zelda was so excited to see familiar food she ate it before anyone could tell her it was the only one
Alternatively, Zelda saw her chance to eliminate that fucking fruit Links to cook with that smells up the house and she fucking took it.
wait so the new superman animated show has clark kent transforming into superman a la magical girl anime sequence???
if your man does this that’s not your man that’s sailor moon
According to one of the show’s storyboard artists, it’s actually a reference to Pretty Cure!
i think i downloaded some kind of computer virus
Oh dear. Are you just getting annoying popup ads, or is it worse than that?
Much worse.
Gremlin.exe is super hard to uninstall i hear. Good luck!
It's spreading, evolving--
Modern problems require ancient solutions.
I have given the viruses a stick.
This video has permanently changed my vocabulary so I need you all to see it
Being raised by areligious jews with 0 exposure to christianity outside pop culture is so fun. One time I asked my ex-catholic friend why a picture of jesus had a bristle crown and she looked at me like I was insane. One time I heard someone mention the "lance of longinus" and responded, word for word, "Like from Evangelion?" One time during a history lesson my professor described an important monk and scholar as "Dominican" and I spent the rest of class super confused and hung up on it because I was very sure that the Dominican Republic didn't meaningfully exist as an entity back then, maybe she meant he was a native Taino or something but that's a weird way to say that and I'm pretty sure this was pre- European contact? Really fucks people up when they realize I genuinely have no idea.
This but it's my partner taking an art history class in college and the professor looking at them like they grew a second head when they answered "What came out of Jesus' wound when he was stabbed on the cross" with "...Blood?"
Additions that prove my point by mystifying me because what on earth would come out of a nail wound besides blood. Are you telling me it was something besides blood. What was jesus full of that wasn't blood. You guys are scaring me
Apparently it was water?? I guess he was also stabbed on top of being crucified (which feels like overkill imo) and water came out, which was a huge deal in medieval symbolism and also to my medieval poetry professor, who was genuinely shocked and upset that I didn’t know. This man fully docked me points because I, a whole ass Jew, hadn’t somehow heard about the secret waterballoon Jesus lore that I guess everyone is supposed to like… intuit
On the plus side, it does lead to some absolutely wild medieval Jesus art of angels tapping him like a fucking keg
a friend of a friend went to go see passion of the christ for kicks without knowing anything about the story
when jesus was hauled up on the cross he turned to my friend and said, in all evident sincerity, 'i know they're not going to kill the main character but how's jesus getting out of this one?'
They did it again
Oh, cool! I love the behind-the-scenes stuff. If you’ve never seen the original (this version is narrower so you miss a lot that was going on) it’s here:
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