Reblog this fat happy boy for a good night sleep tonight
justchubbycats
theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits
and im there like
“I visited the pumpkin patch yesterday and decided to bring home a pumpkin that in shape appeared to be a penguin. Friends and family were mystified until I started painting him.“
by Volensblood
A PUMPGUIN
some things i’ve learned about adulthood that no one warns you about
- you will in fact continue to have acne past the age of twenty
- you will eventually hit a point where you start to feel icky inside if you go too long without eating some sort of vegetables
- depending on your current level of athleticism/physical activity as well as the kind of activities you did as a kid/teenager, your joints may start acting whack in your twenties, despite what everyone says about that not happening until middle age
- eventually you will reach a point where you wonder how you were able to stay up until 3am nearly every night and be perfectly fine the next day (and this moment will come much younger than you expect)
- it is much harder to meet new people after you’re done with school than sitcoms would have you believe
- don’t let society tell you shit: it is perfectly acceptable to live with your parents after you graduate, there’s no need to be broke and miserable just so you can have some misguided attempt at independence straight out of school
felweed
no
giantpeachy
absolutely not. the only thing i’m slapping on him is a little kiss
thepizzaqueen
move aside then
natitheking20
You fool, it’s a slap, you get nothing for hitting a home run You will be shamed
crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072
TBC since tumblr’s posting methods changed
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