Huh

The funniest part of Sinners was when the Native Americans just said “yeahhh good luck with that”

AND I LOVED IT!!!

The Choctaws said WELP WE DID OUR PART, extended well wishes and kept it TF moving

columbo teaming up with any detective is fun but the issue is that the one constant of columbo is that he basically knows the killer before he even arrives, so the mystery is less whodunnit and more about how columbo is going to catch this dude in his lie. therefore I propose the best columbo x detective crossover is not in fact columbo and benoit blanc or sherlock but in fact Columbo and the Scooby Doo Gang. In this essay i w-

He’d LOVE THEM!!! They’ve no clue who did it, they’re off somewhere setting up a literal trap and eating chilli while he’s making sure the killer is always just close enough to get annoyed with them and him, and at this point he’s trying to see if he can make them just outright confess before one of Fred’s contraptions go off, or if he’ll need to arrange a setup where the confession is after the killer’s literally been trapped in a barrel of molasses up to his hips. Either way, he’s having a blast looking after his nephew or niece and their friends! No, he can’t remember which one he’s actually related to, wether it’s from his side or his wife’s side or if he’s even related to one of them or not, but they all call him Uncle Columbo either way, so who cares?

obviously he’s related to scooby, on his dog’s side

It just keeps getting better and better.

i think butter is a better bagel topping than cream cheese. there. i said it.

Oh to be eleven years old and finding a life-changing obscure paperback in the library

does my gay little dance

academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches

"you're just scared your diploma is going to devalue" i'm afraid you dumb bitches are going to become my colleagues and drag social services to hell

I'm afraid they'll become scientists and data that lives depend on will turn out to be wrong - and people will die.

I'm afraid they'll become engineers and sign off on bridge designs that collapse - and people will die.

I'm afraid they'll become medical professionals who don't know what they're doing - and people will die.

The assumption that academic dishonesty is okay is rooted in the idea that what you're learning to do doesn't matter.

do not underestimate my ability to overthink & make myself physically ill

Inktober day 11 "Rest"

my brother is supposed to be packing for a trip tomorrow. i went into his room and he has the wikipedia page for suitcase open

Do they have a wikipedia page for suitcase closed?

scrolling through the dash when the mutuals are in a new ugly guy phase

The time between 2015 and 2020 and the time between 2020 and 2025 cant be the same

whatever (renders to 240p because i don’t feel like being 1080p today)

as long as you're mine

oh tell me what you're willing to do.