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Nikkii Neon

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As you awoke to this horrible world that you have known for all your life, desolote, empty, silent. You can’t help but think back on the teachings of your late father. He had always said that there is a reason why every mirror has been shattered but no one knows why.

You are set to head out, off to scrounge more supplies but you spot something shining in the distance of the dimmly lit street.

As you approach it the light gets more intense, you are mere steps away and you can see now it is a mirror. The only mirror you have ever seen, but as you look into it; you can see yourself and a shape behind you.

As you turn to look you see nothing but when you return to gazing into the mirror, you come to the stark realisation that the mysterious shape is closer than before, suddenly it lunges out and drags you into the darkness of the mirror. Returning the world to silence.

As you are dragged deeper, you remember your father’s words. They were a warning. About the darkness of mirrors. The infinite space in them, which you are now doomed to spend the rest of your life falling through.

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DO YOU EVER WONDER WHY YOU HAVE SUCH A STRONG URGE TO SQUEEZE THINGS BECAUSE THEY’RE CUTE

there was an article about it and it said there is nothing to satisfy how you feel about the thing being so cute so the natural human urge is to kill it so it will stop being cute

We are dark people

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Humans are so arrogant. They forget that we do not own this Earth. We do not own the animals or the trees or the oceans. It’s here for us to explore, share and cultivate but we do not own it. We have no right to be destroying it the way we do. It’s all so senseless.

This!

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#CommonCore This is how the Government gets the unemployment rate.

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What. The. Fuck. Is. This. Shit.

what “progressive” education in america is turning into.

THE FUCK’S THIS SHIT

what the hell is that supposed to even mean? I had to read over the explanation twice, and I’m taking algebra 2. 

I’m taking fucking Calculus and I don’t get what the teacher is trying to do.

8+5=13. You can’t take 2 out of 5 and have 3 left over and just sitting in the side with nowhere to go. Math doesn’t work like that. AND, MR OR MRS TEACHER, YOU CERTAINLY CAN’T ADD 3 TO 8+2 BECAUSE YOU STILL GET 13

YOU ALREADY DID 8+2=10 YOU GOT 10 WHY DO YOU ADD 3?! YOU WON’T HAVE 10 ANYMORE YOU’LL HAVE 13

WHICH IS WHAT 8+5 IS SUPPOSED TO FUCKING EQUAL

GODDAMMIT

My post with 129,000 notes is back in my dash again

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

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hey shout out to my lgbt teens who can’t celebrate loudly and proudly because they live in homophobic households

even if youre not out in the streets, even if your support is quiet, you matter, you are important, and you are valid, and i hope you have a fantastically gay day

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does anyone else secretly have that “i liked it before it was cool” complex but wont admit it

it’s more along the lines of “you guys were fucking making fun of me for liking this before it was cool” kinda complex

Also a “I super excitedly tried to show this to you years ago and you brushed it off and now you think you introduced it to me and that is infuriating” kinda complex

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reminder to:

  • straighten your back
  • go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT
  • go take your meds if you need to
  • drink some water
  • go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while
  • maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)
  • reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about
  • maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?
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Nigerian Student Solves 30 Year Old Math Equation and Breaks Academic Record at Japanese University

Nigerian student Utof Ekong has just become the first Nigerian to earn a “First Class Degree” and become the best overall student at Tokai University in Tokyo, Japan since 1965! 

The last time anyone graduated with a grade point average similar to Utof Ekong was over 50 years ago. Utof, who put himself through school by working two jobs has won many other academic awards at the university; totaling to about six awards. On top of all his academic excellence, Utof also solved a 30 year old outstanding mathematical equation in his first semester! 

Utof speaks English, Yoruba, French and Japanese. 

Now that’s young, brilliant and black at it’s FINEST!

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That’s right. Slice into his meaty fat head. Destroy him