Me, trying to heal the pain of canon with fanfic

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@brieflyshypuppy

Finally finished this Hollow Knight piece!! I started this back when I first got onto Greenpath and I was just so hyped by all the greenery after being in the Forgotten Crossroads💖 I was equally spooked by the challenge of the new enemies too! Every shrub is a potential death🗡️

PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN

Petition for Ghibli hair

Justice is best served cold.

Because if it were served warm, it would be justwater.

this one was bad enough to make me slow blink at the computer as i grinned. so therefore i have to inflict it on everyone else, too. them’s the Rules.

If I have to suffer so do you

shoutout to paris hilton for not abandoning her ‘micropig’ 

when it turned out that it was a normal piggy who grew up to be a big fat fatty piggu

Actually that’s pretty standard size for a micro pig. Pigs are ENORMOUS, dude. The average pig on a farm is 7 feet long and over 700 lbs. A normal pig would be much bigger than Hilton.

EDIT: This is a photo of the world’s smallest recognized breed of pig, the kune kune. I’m sorry cartoons lied to you all.

This is the pot bellied pig, another famous “small” breed.

This is your average adult pig.

Big ole’ pigs.

Wild boars can feed people for a very long time! I believe this one was 1800 lbs. (largest piggy ever was about 1,984 lbs)

I NOW KNOW WHY WILD BOARS WERE SO DANGEROUS IN THE DARK AGES HOLY SHIT; RICHARD III I TAKE BACK ALL THE TRASH I TALKED ABOUT YOUR HOUSE CREST GOOD GOD THAT’S TERRIFYING.

Also, don’t let the size full you, they can run as fast if not faster then your average dog. Those fat pink fuckers will come for you!!!

Percy: So I can control water and talk to horses, also I can heal in water.

Hazel: I can make metal appear from the ground.

Jason: I can fly

Leo: I can summon fire and build basically anything given enough time.

Piper: I can convince people do do almost anything by just talking.

Frank: I can shape shift into any animal

Nico: I can travel through large areas at crazy speed and i can summon an army of the dead.

Annabeth: I’m smart.

But she’s so badass that somehow she is the most useful member of the team.

Playing tic tac toe 💕

Challenge accepted

This is fantastic but I kept waiting for pictures of someone’s bedroom

God bless you all

If you’re 20-26, click here for a repressed memory 

i was 100% expecting this to be a rickroll but somehow it was worse

I clicked on it thinking “I’m 28, that’s probably close enough” and just

what… what the fuck was that

are you guys okay?

it really is next to impossible to write realistic sibling dialogue, I just passed my brother on the stairs and instead of greeting each other like human beings I said ‘born survivor’ and he said ‘youtube rewind. let’s set it to rewind.’ like you ain’t gonna find that shit in a novel

aw man writing siblings is so wild because sometimes you just can’t portray it

me and my little brother don’t even greet each other - if we pass each other on the stairs or in the corridor, we jump into ridiculous fight stances then feign karate chopping and slapping each other (stopping just before we make contact) whilst making “HIIIYA” and “POW” noises for a solid 30 seconds, then silently walk off and continue what we were doing

and then sometimes he’ll either just do the Had To Do It To ‘Em pose when I enter the room or dab as a greeting

exactly! I have three younger brothers and the original post was just about the oldest, the middle one and me usually do some kind of elaborate dab also, and a lot of the time when I see the youngest I just yell his name like a wrestling commentator…siblings have a different language

my twin brother and I just point at each other like that spider-man meme if we see each other at school

every time we see each other my brother and i raise our elbows and start walking at each other/ standing completely still

its exactly like this

Can confirm, siblings communicate in nothing but an elaborate system of two-person memes.

BUCKY IS A PRINCESS!

He looks so done with this shit I love him

Do you think asexuals are part of the LGBT+ community?

LIKE for no, REBLOG for yes

Reblog if it’s okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice, rant, vent, let something off your chest, or just have a nice chat.

Apparently 87% of people have broken 2 or more bones in their life? I’ve never broken a single one. Reblog if you’re a member of the never broken a bone club :^)

Monkey bar users don’t interact

to-do list

fun fact nonbinary ppl with boobs, nonbinary ppl who like their boobs, and nonbinary ppl who want boobs are cool and valid and just as nonbinary as ppl w flat chests and deserve to have a good time all the time

please reblog this its important

Non binary does not equal vaguely masculine

More accurately, nonbinary does not automatically mean white, thin, flat-chested and completely “androgynous”. 

Nonbinary people don’t have a “look” because we can literally have any appearance. You might meet the most feminine person you’ve ever encounter in your whole life, and they could still be nonbinary.

I struggle with this shit all the time because, by society’s standards, my body is very female-presenting and it sickens me how most people wouldn’t even consider me as nonbinary.

Reblog this if its okay for your followers to introduce themselves to you.

I MADE ACTUAL FRIENDS DOING THIS BEFORE