Name: Neo or Jimmy
Pronouns: He/Cod
Orientation: Aego-aroace, homo-platonic, bi-aesthetic
Gender: Libramasc
Fandoms: Hermitcraft, Empires Smp, the traffic series's, Undertale, Deltarune, Hades by supergiant, Pokemon, Legend of Zelda, Linked Universe and Wings of Fire
Ask to tag but understand I almost always am fast rebloging and make no promises
Bat-eared fox kits with their mother, Winter (currently at San Diego Zoo).
the end of The Big Short isn’t fucking around
Good time to have this on people’s dashes again
Barnes and Noble booksellers are working on forming a union as well!
Their flagship store and New York has unionized along with 3-4 other stores! This is happening! People are tired of being seen as dollar signs and being made to work just to get to work more, to survive instead of thrive. Keep it UP.
do you see these two jerks. I have spent SO MUCH MONEY on hardwood for them. walnut, oak. i shelled out for purple heart once. and do they want any of it? NO all they want to do is chew on the GARBAGE SOFT PINE TRIM the previous owner put in. im losing my mind
it tastes better when it isn't allowed. it's like a poképuff treat to them
Magical Moutin fusion!
gem au as well as spinel Scar and Pearl Joel by @chrisrin
Yee so this design is both bases of chris design of the two and well as magical mountain from last life, also they more of a fancy fusion since joel is dimond's pearl, they both have swords as weapons so they get long combined sword
so yea evil wizard go brrr
also their fusion dance is a magic girl transformation sequence cuz i say so >:)
i saw the moonstone design from @chrisrin’s gemcyt au and immediately went to draw it (and i gave them a big scythe because uh. big scythe? idk)
decided to take a swing at creating a gem fusion!
and of course because I have no self control I decided to fuse all of the life series winners! (Grian, Scott, Pearl, and Martyn)
they definitely aren't based off of watchers, definitely not
au created by @chrisrin and the singular gem designs are by them as well :D
summary:
Scott likes to think he is a sensible person. Because of this, he doesn't find it at all unreasonable for him to start freaking out when he catches a glimpse of a Homeworld ship passing over the Crastle. Owen is rather certain that he is a sensible person. Because of this, he feels as if his response of dropping his recording device onto a rock and breaking it instantly upon seeing the sapphire that exits the large castle is entirely reasonable.
or: owen, beks, and eloise go from homeworld to find the deserters on earth. owen very much recognises scott. title from story of tonight (reprise) by lin-manuel miranda. au by @chrisrin. fic is life on earth by @sixteenth-days. read the tags!
(ao3 link)
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“do you really wanna be on that medication for the rest of your life :(?” yes actually I would love that. I know what I’m like off it
holy shit this kid who took down the PRESIDENT OF STANFORD is an EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD FRESHMAN????? imagine being the president of an elite university with a celebrated scientific career and you get taken down by a TEENAGER writing for the student paper of your own university who broke a story about decades of data manipulation and scientific misconduct that led to an eight-month investigation (which itself was riddled with issues that the same student reporter also continued to expose). imagine being on the board of trustees or in any other position of leadership at this institution and watching this teenager clown on you for not being able to do your fucking jobs. he had to lay it all out on a fucking platter for you to bring it home. insane.
lmao bi flag website design… okay slay
Elliot Page has the chance to do the single funniest thing in the history of Hollywood.
when your blorbo goes through the horrors, your job is to condemn said horrors whilst writing horrors similar or worse than the one canon provides behind your beloved blorbo’s back
I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and
uh
yeah
Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u
So i tried it both ways and uh
i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?
this made me laugh really hard….
and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed
but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated
So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE!
Its not science unless you write it down so
First method:
Well done, i guess…
Second:
I fucked up
Girls… how?
I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY
I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!
It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.
Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.
Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.
but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.
and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.
It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!
bless you
look what is back on my dash. Jesus.
This came back but with ACTUAL SCIENCE you are the saviour of our generation
I have no words
I seriously just needed this
This deserves the 1 million+ notes it has.
Literally tumblr broke from sll the science
OK, there’s a lot of people who’ve seen way more stuff on here than I have, but that is NOT a normal glitched gif…
wait wHat i got it too
Y’all I can do it both ways really easily, and actually do the “girl” way more even though I wear guys shirts so idk
WHAT WAS THE THIRD GIF? I GOT THE GLITCH? (TUMBLR LET ME SAVE THE GLITCH?)
TUMBLR WTF?
Sometimes I wonder about this website.
world heritage post
"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."
I apologize.
insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it
This one?
Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.
I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"
