going to hooters with horse blinders on and ordering a small cesar salad that i do not finish, i tip 200 dollars and kill myself in the parking lot with a katana

Anyone know what breed this is?

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The extremely rare 6th stage of grief.

Me being romantic: I miss giving you head

Hate it when I see a post in like, German with thousands of notes. What’s so funny over there in Germany. All these Germans having a good laugh without me

Der Gerät wird nie müde

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZmBXpej-b0/

Do you even believe in God?

My last 2 brain cells

this is like 7 sucker punches in a row ☠️

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH lmfaooo

in the shade activist

Audrey Hepburn

same honestly

your faves could never

This changed my life

[-dance music playing- Coco: I love my shoes. I love my shoes. Mmm, I LOVE my shoes. I wanna f*uck *em! -record scratching noise, then silence- Ice T: (silent at first, laughs)]