Nekozowia Senpai

But like why is there still this concept that males don’t like cute mushy romantic shit and being emotionally taken care of? Just the other day I was cuddling with my boyfriend and after admiring him for awhile I told him, “Your eyes are so beautiful, they look like mini oceans” and I swear to god I heard him squeak in embarrassment and saw his cheeks actually begin to blush. Sometimes he likes being the little spoon and although I’m half his size I’m always happy to play jet pack. If he’s having a bad day he knows he can lay his head on my shoulder and just bawl his eyes out and I won’t think any less of him. Guys have emotional needs and want to feel loved and taken care of too yanno.

Me tho

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

WHAT

WARNING! THIS AUDIO CONTAINS NSFW CONTENT! 

Pet Play

Sooo. I realised the Teaser might have been too short so here’s a real thing. With one of my favourite kinks, pet play :3

Anyway, have fun and tell me what you thought please!

HOLY FUCK ANOTHER X LISTENER AUDIO  - FT  BLUEBS

WARNING! THIS CONTAINS NSFW THEMES! DO NOT LISTEN IF YOU’RE UNDER 18!

Hey look another one! At first it didn’t seem popular so I didn’t make any more audios ‘cause I thought people weren’t into this anymore.. But these past few days I got a lot of notes! So I did another one! Enjoy~

Warnings! Dom!Sans Spanking Punishment

Non-defined gender!

Transcript:

Baby, you sure are lucky I can hold myself back. With all your..your touching and..bending down and..and.. God why do you have to be so hot!? But..I told you, not to rile me up in public like that. I’ll have to punish you, little one. You’re so excited.. So what’s your punishment, sweetheart? Hm? Spanking, huh? Alright. Belt or hand? Both?! Baby you’ll have to decide! The belt then, huh? Okay. Get on all fours. Now! There you go. Good. Your ass is fucking fantastic. You ready? I want you to count, got it? ..got it!? Good. Keep going. I really Don’t understand How you Can love this so much? But I’m not complaining Two more, alright? Last one There, there. You’ve done good. I’m so proud of you. Wha- N-no I’m fine! You-you don’t have tO! Sshit..baby you really don’t have to-gid that feels good. You’ve..you’ve really improved, haven’t you? You’re so-so good to me. No please don’t- O-oh you wanna.. O-okay lay back. Thank you, sweetheart. Ready? Good. You feel so fucking good. I love fucking you so much. I could fuck you forever. Baby..baby..I’m..I’m really close.. Can I..can I please come inside you? God please I love seeing my cum flow out of you. It reminds me that you’re mine, all mine. You are mine, aren’t you? Yes..all mine..and I’m yours. I’m..I’m gonna come! God…are you okay? Does it hurt? You did good.

THIS AUDIO IS NSFW 18+ ONLY!!!

Includes:

Sans in heat

rough sex

dubcon??

Gender neutral listener

Please enjoy!!! ♥

MUSIC: Lilianna Wilde - Grind Me Down  

WARNING. The following comic contains dark themes; strong language, self-harm, mental and physical abuse, hints and mentions of non-con/rape. There will also be mild honeymustard involved.

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nom nom nom :3 I guess I finished one before Monday then!

THIS IS THE BEST AUDIO I’VE EVER MADE SERIOUSLY. When I can do audio again I want to do so much UF!Papyrus, he’s just so enjoyable to voice. This was a commission for @jeffthekillerfanstuff. Thanks again for this lovely commission!

Album artwork is by @lizherubones. #hotaf

Music is by Fatal Injection.

Unfortunately this will be the last NSFW audio until I get a job and can save up for my own apartment. :( I’m sorry about that. But rest assured, I will be back asap! And I’ll still be answering questions.

Script is below!

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Oh, how this isn’t what you expected…  Underswap Sans has the reins in this one, and it’s all because you gave them to him.  But don’t worry, he’ll treat you right…

Contains: very lewd (slightly) dominant blueberry, pet play (obedience training, hehe), oral, and a little bit of a twist at the end ;3

(image courtesy of Deviantart’s forever-magnificent Lavenderfawn23!)

AH. AH. THIS IS SO PERFECT.

I’ve gotten…soooooooooooooooooo many requests for more of my Daddy Sans. So here ya go, ya lil’ sinners. 

Riiiiiight in the kink. It’s so amazing when you interact along with the recording >>

NSFW AUDIO 18+ ONLY

This was a commission from @crazyforbonezone (WON’T LET ME TAG, SORRY!) Of US! Sans and Female Listener (though in the audio it tends to be gender neutral) with Pet Play, and Sans as the pet.

Bwuff! Sorry if this isn’t exactly what you wanted, dear! I’m not very good with Pet Play, cause it’s not 100% my thing, so I kinda had to guess on a lot of it, but I hope you enjoy it and it was worth your money!

Includes:

Pet Play Meowing The word “Master” gets thrown around a lot.

ENJOY!!!

Audio is not explicit, but it’s a bit suggestive. Please listen responsibly.

have you ever wanted to wake up to sans snuggling up to you and whispering cute things in your ear? you’re in luck.

while i was writing this script i specifically had in mind people with self-image problems. don’t worry, lovelies. sans thinks you’re wonderful and won’t hesitate to remind you of it. ♥

when will i stop breathing directly into my mic ;0;

UF!Sans had a bad dream so he fetched his pet (dat you) to use as a sleepin’ buddy. And he’s just very flustered about it.

[NSFW AUDIO 18+] [Sans+Listener] [Petplay]

Requested by an Anon 

This Audio involves Dom Pet play Moaning sucking/wet noses Penatration blowjob Sin ____________________________________________________________

I am Working My way down the request sheet! haha I hope you all Do enjoy 

Music belongs to toby fox

*18+ AUDIO/NSFW - DO NOT LISTEN IF UNDERAGE*

UF!Sans finds that his pet tried to escape again.. he’s not happy and teaches them a lesson.

A little audio I did for @overdetermined. Hope you enjoyed it bud! Love ya~ <3

(Btw! Please go check them out! They’ve got amazing art and I swear they have the best Sans laugh I have ever heard. 100% QT)

[NSFW 18+ Audio] [ Us sans + female Listener] BB Begs to be touched by his mistress while in heat. Contains Moaning begging masterbation BB being bb.

Art - http://muskka.tumblr.com/post/147383151690/just-a-fast-doodle-from-the-stream

This is the Mess up Audio that I did while doing the other BB begs one. so have some more bb love 

Morning Re-blog -sips tea- how is everyone this morning? 

I have a papyrus audio recorded that will be up in the next couple days.

(NSFW 18+ UNDERTAIL AUDIO) —-

Blueberry is at home alone, then all of the sudden he started to feel all hot.. Realizing that he’s going into heat.. So Papyrus and you weren’t home he decided to get ride his “problem”… 

INCLUDES -Male moaning -in heat -jerking off -thinking of threesome -thinking about you and papy -in the end realize that you were home

Voice by me Art by the right owner

…I lost a bet.

for @marceline2469

I hate you so much :)

Sans gets called…Daddy for the first time…what to expect? Listen and find out~