Lee Sookyung's Number 1 Defender

im not gonna lie if i had the power of regression like yoo jonghyuk did i too would kill myself at the slightest sign of things not going my way. id kill myself over anything id die over a juice box tbh. i couldnt get the sword i wanted? jumping into a monsters mouth. i couldnt get my favourite pair of boots? swallowing a volatile motion activated bomb and then doing a cartwheel. i dont give a fuck. i would also use it to mentally torment anyone who annoyed me. you made a joke about my sick black coat? cool! now im fucking dead on the floor and im going to kill you in my next regression before you even open your mouth. how do you feel about THAT. i will defend yoo jonghyuk taking 1863+ rounds to reach the epilogue because it wouldve taken me wayyyyy longer.

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i want the "if its merlin it cant be wrong" applied to everything, not just magic. like, if arthur came back and discovered the bro-talk of calling something gay as an insult, then one day was like "thats so gay, merlin" if merlin tripped on his feet or something and merlin would just freeze, slowly turn around and be like "how tf did you know" and arthur would have an existential crisis, like 'gay is bad. but merlin is gay. merlin is not bad, so gay can't be bad.' and then *insert gay ass internalized homophobic arthur subconsciously trying to woo merlin in the modern era*

Worst friend group to ever exist. Reblog to throw rocks at them

It’s always either or

adhd moment

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"ummm you know the writer only included that because they have a FETISH right?" is always so funny to me as a disparaging comment, because imagine if people spoke that way about nonsexual interests. "the lord of the rings? didnt the author only write that because he was interested in linguistics? thanks, i'll pass" "yeah, i used to love spongebob as a kid, but i can never see it the same after finding out stephen hillenburg is a marine biologist :/"

i think yjh really likes that she can pick up hsy and kdj anytime she wants for whatever reason

what you have to understand about dungeon meshi is that the entire conflict basically boils down to "every character is autistic but in ways that clash so catastrophically horribly that everyone thinks everyone else is a nuclear-level threat"

For anyone still confused I made this handy chart after smoking a bowl

objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit ‘em with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass) 

Throws in some gold coins at the neck opening and hear it rattling all the way down.

I choked

the tumblr chilchuck multiverse

when she draw on my pile

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes

my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us

humans are a subspecies of elf known for dying really quickly and being stressed the whole time