what is your name
lmao check out light yagami over here. nice try

@nekoluver / nekoluver.tumblr.com
what is your name
lmao check out light yagami over here. nice try
Reblog to come play this stupid homemade board game we're all making.
truthfully I only truly support celebrities making tumblrs IF they’re incognito about it. i want to make a niche internet friendship exchanging leverage throuple porn and then we slowly graduate to becoming discord friends and eventually I carefully dox myself like “yeah haha I sort of work in [redacted] industry and visiting your city (I think?) if you want to grab coffee” and then my good mutual eliotslesbiancock or whatever is like “haha no doubt. Also btw im keanu reeves”
feel free to send one in!!
[ID: A black cat stepping into an open pizza box. Right onto the pizza.]
this is the only instance of someone writing a tumblr image description of a funny image that actually captures the essence of the image
LIMERENCE - AKA I learned why my relationships have always been so fucked up (spoiler: it’s the trauma)
Cats never understand that you're helping them get their claws unstuck from fabric. They're just like "you're tormenting me at the worst possible time I hate you"
Go gen Z! Woooo!
Good job kids you're doing great.
You wonderful kids, you!
Look how you make them just fall apart and flail like a toddler having a tantrum lol. 😆
every episode of spn is like okay we’re gonna spilt up dean you go confront an element of the narrative that will make clear how the abuse you endured as a child continues to harm your self worth and makes you repress every desire you’ve ever had. sam you go interrogate the milf
I'm terminally online but in a well-adjusted way.
I'm insane for other reasons.
biggest protection from internet brain poisoning is remembering the idea "are people making up a guy and then getting really mad at that made up guy?". sometimes you gotta just take a step back and go is this this an actual issue with actual discourse or is it just something like four people on tiktok are saying? By getting mad at this do I sound like new stations talking about a "new teen drug craze" that 100% is not a thing?
out of the way swagless I'm about to get some
I have been cursed for eternity
realizing that some people literally have no idea what the mishapocalypse was
realizing that next year the mishapocalypse will be a decade old