Senseless Rambling

Dolor armónico

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

Reddit

The ways that exist to break this game that simultaneously do absolutely no damage to how this game functions are ASTONISHING.  

This is exactly how big cats take down larger prey animals - jump on the back and sever the spinal cord. Had it not been for their anti-cat armor, this child would have been lunch.

yes. fuck that baby up!

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that 

Y'all need to stop saying shit like “songs with the same bpm”

Beats per minute is a unit. The word you’re looking for is tempo.

If two songs have the same tempo, their bpm are equivalent.

You wouldn’t say two people of the same height have “the same inches.” You would say height. So stop saying two songs have “the same bpm” when you can just say tempo

I’m an assistant band director don’t argue with me

I have a music degree and taught for over a decade. You can say BPM or tempo it’s basically all the same. Don’t let the classical music snobs get you down

Oh no, I made a post voicing a pet peeve of mine and suddenly I’m a “classical music snob” even though I’ve been playing baroque flute for over a decade professionally…

Yeah I mean… Well there it is

A speedpaint video of this will be available at my Patreon on march 1st!

popcorn kernels are all just little bulbasaurs 🥺

can’t wait for some fresh and hot bulbasaur :)

... Huh. Well, it’s not the most orthodox method, let alone the safest, but...

Your Bulbasaur evolved into Ivysaur!

thank you for saving this post 🥺

cannae even put into words how much i love the 9th doctor. he really was just out there loving humanity that son of a bitch

the ninth doctor really be out here like “in nine hundred years of time and space, I’ve never met anyone who wasn’t important before” and “i could save the world but lose you” and “you were fantastic! and you know what? so was i!” and “i’m so glad i met you” and “just this once, everybody lives!” and “you’re amazing, the lot of you” and “and if you wanna remember me there’s one thing you can do: have a good life” and i’m supposed to just watch that and not cry? how

And who can forget, “Coward, any day.”

Modern poetry at its finest

In 20 years no one’s gonna know what this means.

The super suit reference held up for like 14 years so I’m not too sure about that.

Me playing Titanfall 2

by  Nick Sullo

nice going dude you deactivated my charcoal

I’m a slut for sitting in comfortable silence while both of us do our own thing and occasionally show each other something dumb on our computers like that’s the good shit my dude. 

I must post TOO ASS! at every opportunity because the source video has since been deleted so I think this is the only proof TOO ASS! ever existed