college-aged obama portraying himself as bisexual in an effort to attract artsy girls is the funniest thing i’ve read all week

LIST OF MEN WHO HAVE TRIED AND FAILED TO BE BISEXUAL:

deltarune doodles

When violent characters are gentle and tender & when gentle characters are violent and unhinged

The average human bite force is between 120-160 PSI (pounds per square inch). However, this pales in comparison to many wild animals and monsters.

i recently found out my blog is being recommended to follow during new user registration and what i thought were bots were literally all minutes-old users

YOU CAN EAT HIM

ID in alt

This is their relationship to me

Welcome to the underground

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🪓❄️ Go For It, Noelle!! ❄️🪓

Ta-da! I started this drawing a year go, and now it’s going to be available as a print/postcard! As per my last post, you can find the process images and hi-res downloads on my kofi! (where I just posted a bunch of stuff, two things of which are available to everyone so check it out!)

googling ‘jobs for autistic people’ and realising that everyone still thinks autistic people are either sheldon cooper or really tall toddlers

NVM ONE SUGGESTED NIGHT GUARD OUTTA MY WAY GAYBOY IM GONNA FUCK FREDDY FAZBEAR

Mom thing

this was originally for let Sans rest day, but i got carried away. so everyone gets to have a beach day : )