great song, made me sit on the ground thinking deeply about my life! I'll listen to it 500 more times
You’re standing at the altar, about to get married to your beautiful fiancée. When suddenly the king of demons bursts through the door of the room, which naturally causes panic. You tried to warn everyone that inviting your sibling to the wedding would mean trouble, but they kept insisting.
which is fine, because love is love, and you’re getting gay-married, so it would be kind of ironic if love was only sometimes love.
except The King Of Demons (his is Edmund) is always late, to everything, always. which is fair, because time doesn’t work in hell, and it’s not like he can just catch a bus. except that you specifically asked him not to do this, didn’t you, because he’s always doing things like this.
He splays out his hands, the light catching on long, ivory claw tips. god, doesn’t he know not to wear white to a wedding?
so many people are screaming right now.
Also: while we’re doing checkpoints, make sure you’re on WiFi and not data
cantsleeplogan
And unclench your jaw
If you need to use the bathroom you have to do that now
Please get that drink of water and remember your meds
If you can’t remember the last time you showered/brushed your teeth here’s your sign to try and do those today
Set an alarm for tomorrow if you need to!
Your teabag is still seeping. Take it out before your tea becomes cold and bitter.
And take your meds.
Check how you’re sitting or lying down so you won’t get a crick in your neck or a sore back. Get up and stretch if you need to.
They should invent purchases that have a lasting euphoric effect rather than making you feel immediately guilty as fuck afterwards
Walking switchbacks never ever occurred to me.
But I’m big on pacing myself. Taking frequent rest breaks, etc.
Another benefit of switchbacks.
If you use switchbacks to ascend & descend, you don't crash. As someone who once had the thought, 'oh, I can just take this path directly down & avoid the switchback path' that way lies falling down. And rolling. I was very lucky to avoid broken bones.
i’m using this
Reasons not to get pregnant/have a child/raise children. From girlwiththelist1 on tiktok
@ittybittyprincesskitty2 There will always be women who want to have children so much, that they can be as informed as possible about all the risks to her health and life, and think it's worth the risk. The human race as a whole isn't going to suddenly stop having children any time soon. I would rather women have children after learning as much about it as possible and still being 100% sure that they want to do it, even if that means less women have children. If more women being informed about the risks of pregnancy and childbirth means that less women have children, so be it. If a woman is on the fence about having children, and a post on tumblr is enough to make her not want to have children, then I think that's great. That's one less person rushing into having children half-heartedly. If you want to announce that you're planning on starting a family and be met with a barrage of people encouraging and validating that decision, simply log off. I guarantee you there is no shortage of people pressuring encouraging women irl to have children. Irl, women who want children not only have that decision validated, but are told that that's what they should want anyway. But I'm flattered that you think I have the power to single-handedly shape internet strangers' life choices.
I will never understand people getting upset over the idea of hypothetical strangers not breeding.
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
w-what if potato is actually lucky
i hate the expectation that i have to plan for the future. has anyone ever considered im scared
mistakes are so normal and human and inevitable and necessary and real. if i make one however please put me to death
I'm so mentally stable you can park a horse in my brain
