oh no baby i dropped the platinum chip
Shipping is such a multilayered thing too.
You can ship characters for happily ever afters, sure, you can ship them for tragically-then-happily, you can ship two or three or four or more, you can ship endless combinations of personality types and relationship dynamics
but you can also ship characters under very specific circumstances, or for a certain period of their life but not for all of it, or only in a certain universe. You might say “I ship these characters” and what you mean is you think they are fascinating together and could have a story together. That story could be any kind of story.
Sometimes it means you want them together for the rest of their lives. Sometimes it means something different than that.
I don’t know about you, but for me, “I ship it” means “There is a story in this ship and I am interested in that story.”
for me, “I ship it” means “There is a story in this ship and I am interested in that story.”
Thank you for articulating this. Yes. Exactly.
And sometimes that story’s a tragedy, or a black comedy.
It doesn’t have to be healthy or happy to be a good story.
It doesn’t have to
be healthy or happy to
be a good story.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Inspired by the minotaur text post that's been going around
Bonus:
Watching twilight on a poorly hung projector. (x)
There’s literally nothing better about something that just makes an entire room laugh harder and harder with every moment. No words, no explinations, no one talking, just pure laughter.
Hes got that cathartic pussy
ayo???????
all of my sonic gijinka designs so far lololol
no way home honestly felt like a fever dream fanfiction that was made into the best movie
no one:
not a soul:
andrew garfield’s peter: ✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️
Tobey Maguire therapizing Andrew Garfield about being a lame Spider-Man was not on my 2021 bingo card but here we are.
NO WAY HOME SPOILERS
Andrew peter: I'm lame :(
Tobey peter:
andrew garfield came on screen and lived his biderman fantasy, manhandled tobey's Spider-man, blurted out I love yous with ain't no hesitations, saved mj and cried about it, threw a peace sign and left after passing one of the purest smiles to his legacy. Iconic behaviour
marvel only let matt murdock have a two minute cameo in that movie because if he had been in the third act he and andrew's peter would have fallen in love
sometimes i think about how in 2012, when andrew garfield was asked which avenger peter would like most he said ‘idk but he’d hate tony stark, too arrogant, ethics are dubious, and peter’s a man of the people, peter’s the working class hero’
and how andrew got dropped from the franchise bc he refused to shut up and ‘bow down to homophobia’, and said multiple times that peter should be bi
and how in response to those things, marvel changed the contracts so all future incarnations of peter parker had to be caucasian and heterosexual. and then they made mcu spidey very much reliant on tony stark
which is a long winded way of saying that andrew garfield was the realest peter we ever had, and how angry it makes me the way that marvel absolutely shat on him and went out of their way to go against what he tried to fight for… and that there is a huge smugness in me that despite all of that, marvel couldn’t quash people’s love for andrew and they needed him and tobey for NWH, and that in the run up to mcu spidey 3, what i see trending every day on twitter is WHERE IS ANDREW GARFIELD and yk what it’s what he fucking deserves
you know how we all want Tom Hardy's Venom to be Andrew Garfield's Venom? I'm about 99% sure that this is what's gonna happen, because in the end credit scene when he's about to leave the bar, he actually dissappears, because the spell sent him HOME.
Andrew's Spider-man would never meet Eddie Brock or Deadpool because all of them would reek sexual tension so much it'll be banned in at least 50 countries
Me, my whole life: Andrew Garfield is the best movie Spidey, why does everyone hate him?
Everyone: shut up Valeria are you crazy? Tobey is best, Andrew is trash
Everyone now: omg Andrew hiiiii you deserve third movie!!!!💕🌸💖🌟💞💓🌺✨❣️💖🌹💘💞
Me: