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Neil Gaiman

@neil-gaiman / neil-gaiman.tumblr.com

The one who wrote Coraline, and co-wrote the book of Good Omens and made the TV show, also the Sandman comics writer and co-creator who made the Sandman TV show. Quite nice really. 
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Neil Gaiman Tumblr FAQ: Good Omens

Tumblr questions that Neil Gaiman has already answered. Yes, it does have some Neil-provided info of S2. But, it is spoiler leak-free! (It also does not have spoilers from early screenings of S2.)

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I’m excited about Good Omens 2 and I was already going through Neil Gaiman's blog ( @neil-gaiman ). I initially made it for me and my friends for reference, but then decided to go ahead and throw it out into the Tumblr void, too. I hope it helps.

I made my own FAQ about this here (please check it before messaging me): OrpiKnight's FAQ FAQ

Before you ask a Good Omens question, look here. An incredibly impressive job of research and gathering.

Kickstarting the audiobook of The Lost Cause, my novel of environmental hope

The Lost Cause is my next novel. It's about the climate emergency. It's hopeful. Library Journal called it "a message hope in a near-future that looks increasingly bleak." As with every other one of my books Amazon refuses to sell the audiobook, so I made my own, and I'm pre-selling it on Kickstarter:

That's a lot to unpack, I know. So many questions! Including this one: "How is it that I have another book out in 2023?" Because this is my third book this year. Short answer: I write when I'm anxious, so I came out of lockdown with nine books. Nine!

Hope and writing are closely related activities. Hope (the belief that you can make things better) is nothing so cheap and fatalistic as optimism (the belief that things will improve no matter what you do). The Lost Cause is full of people who are full of hope.

The action begins a full generation after the Hail Mary passage of the Green New Deal, and the people who grew up fighting the climate emergency (rather than sitting hopelessly by while the powers that be insisted that nothing could or should be done) have a name for themselves: they call themselves "the first generation in a century that doesn't fear the future."

I fear the future. Unchecked corporate power has us barreling over a cliff's edge and all the one-percent has to say is, "Well, it's too late to swerve now, what if the bus rolls and someone breaks a leg? Don't worry, we'll just keep speeding up and leap the gorge":

That unchecked corporate power has no better avatar than Amazon, one of the tech monopolies that has converted the old, good internet into "five giant websites, each filled with screenshots of the other four":

Amazon maintains a near-total grip over print and ebooks, but when it comes to audiobooks, that control is total. The company's Audible division has captured more than 90% of the market, and it abuses that dominance to cram Digital Rights Management onto every book it sells, even if the author doesn't want it:

AO3 Top Relationships Bracket- Quarterfinals

This poll is a celebration of fandom history; we're aware that there are certain issues with many of the listed pairings and sources, but they are a part of that history. Please do not take this as an endorsement, and refrain from harassment.

OH DEAR WE ARE LOSING! VOTEEEEEEEE ❤

There is, as Spock would point out, no dishonour in losing to the greatest pairing of all time.

How Google’s trial secrecy lets it control the coverage

"Corporate crime" is practically an oxymoron in America. While it's true that the single most consequential and profligate theft in America is wage theft, its mechanisms are so obscure and, well, dull that it's easy to sell us on the false impression that the real problem is shoplifting:

Corporate crime is often hidden behind Dana Clare's Shield Of Boringness, cloaked in euphemisms like "risk and compliance" or that old favorite, "white collar crime":

And corporate crime has a kind of performative complexity. The crimes come to us wreathed in specialized jargon and technical terminology that make them hard to discern. Which is wild, because corporate crimes occur on a scale that other crimes – even those committed by organized crime – can't hope to match:

But anything that can't go on forever eventually stops. After decades of official tolerance (and even encouragement), corporate criminals are finally in the crosshairs of federal enforcers. Take National Labor Relations Board general counsel Jennifer Abruzzo's ruling in Cemex: when a company takes an illegal action to affect the outcome of a union election, the consequence is now automatic recognition of the union:

That's a huge deal. Before, a boss could fire union organizers and intimidate workers, scuttle the union election, and then, months or years later, pay a fine and some back-wages…and the union would be smashed.

perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

this is what i mean

To be clear, THIS is how nights of the future should be lit

This is bat friendly street lighting, which not only looks sick as fuck but allows bats to pass through without disturbance, as they cannot see red.

orange and especially white lights deter bats and prevent them from reaching feeding grounds at nighttime. Please if you can, write to your local council and encourage red street lights!!!!

Hi neil! how are things, everything well?

I'm coming here to ask you something about a very specific thing from one of the sandman comic books, you see I'm currently doing my thesis project and I'd like to quote some lines Death said in "The Sandman #20 Dream Country P4: Facade", and while i managed to write it already, I still need to make the citation, and unfortunately I'm having some bad luck trying to find information like publishing location, it's ISBN code if it has one, and other smaller details for it, so I ask: would you have a link to somewhere where I can get this info of? In the meantime I'll keep looking, but It would help me immensely if you could help me out on this! ::)

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Sure. If your Thesis allows you to use Wikipedia then all of that is laid out for you in the Wikipedia article on Sandman: Dream Country.

Hello Mr Gaiman, hope covid is treating you kindly!

I read again recently The Ocean At The End of the Lane, and GOD it was so good

(I only read it once before, and it was the first book I ever read in english without having read it in my own language first. Somehow, understanding half of it, I still felt the exact same way at the end of the book as I do now: a kid feeling very distanced from adults, full of love for humanity and yet bewildered by it)

Anyway, my question is : should I book tickets to go see the show in November? The only ones left are a bit expensive + I need to cross the channel sea... but I feel like I would regret not seeing it.

Thank you and have a good day!

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Yes. Definitely. Go and see it. The seven weeks it's about to do at London's Noel Coward Theatre may be the last performances, and you're getting an astonishing team that's been touring with the show for about a year, and is making theatrical magic happen on a nightly basis. There's nothing like it.

Hey Neil!! I don't know if this a stupid question but I hope that you answer it ( and by the way, sorry if I made any grammar mistakes, English is not my first language)

So, in Good Omens we saw a lot of biblical figures and angel and demons and all of that, but I don't saw any mention about Jesus in the hole serie, S1 and S2. Is there any particular reason or you just didn't put him in the story bc you just didn't want it?

I'm just curious, bc I can easily imagine Aziraphale being Jesus' best friend.

Anyway, greetings from Brazil!!🇧🇷

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I've got good news for you! You have a whole episode of Good Omens S1 that you missed! It's Episode 3

And this scene will be waiting for you in it...

This was a conversation on the Internet almost 25 years ago. It's about physical fandom, and ways of talking and communicating in physical fandom, some of which we would now talk about in reference to neurointerestingess rather than to fandom. It came up over on Bluesky talking about people who pronounce words wrongly because they have only encountered them on the page.

The poster who brought it to my attention, Scott Kullberg, said "I remember an old USENET post about a speech therapist's analysis of fannish speech. One of the things she noticed is that it's common and not considered rude to interrupt with this kind of correction."

Fascinating for me because a) it checks out in some ways, b) I wasn't at the event it describes but I could have been and c) reading the thread makes me nostalgic for an Internet that's been eaten by something else. (I also very much enjoyed Patrick Nielsen Hayden's contribution.)

Dear Mr. Gaiman, school started about 2 months ago, and I've found it difficult to control my anxiety. I've been insecure about my body my entire life, but being around other people all day makes my insecurities worse. Returning to school has just reminded me how lonely I am. As someone who has lived many more years than me, how do you handle social anxiety? Will it get better was I get older?

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Getting out of school helps. Getting into situations where you have more control and prediction about your life helps. Meeting people like you will help. It gets better.

No question, just immeasurable gratitude for creating a universe that has saved me on more than one occasion. Good Omens is my go to book for when I lose faith in humanity which is why it gets read like 5 times a year? Something like that.

Anyway, as a deconstructed former ministry kid, I legitimately look forward to seeing how Zira handles his. It’s hard to accept that the thing that was once your life is fairly irredeemable.

OH! One question. I have two Audible credits to use and I’d like to know what you think I should get. I have your complete reader, two copies of Good Omens, Don’t Panic, Norse Mythology, American Gods, The Graveyard Book, Neverwhere, and Sandman. THANKS!

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I'm really proud of The Ocean at the End of the Lane. Stardust is (I like to think) good. The Neil Gaiman Reader gives you a lot of stories for your audible credit.

Have you considered giving fake spoilers? Just increasingly absurd things and everyone can argue about hidden meanings and metaphors.

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You mean, I could invent characters, who only exist in a sort of "special spoilers"? Like inventing wives for Crowley and Aziraphale? That kind of thing?

Whoa. Let me think about it.

The real reason the studios are excited about AI is the same as every stock analyst and CEO who’s considering buying an AI enterprise license: they want to fire workers and reallocate their salaries to their shareholders

The studios fought like hell for the right to fire their writers and replace them with chatbots, but that doesn’t mean that the chatbots could do the writers’ jobs.
Think of the bosses who fired their human switchboard operators and replaced them with automated systems that didn’t solve callers’ problems, but rather, merely satisficed them: rather than satisfying callers, they merely suffice.
Studio bosses didn’t think that AI scriptwriters would produce the next Citizen Kane. Instead, they were betting that once an AI could produce a screenplay that wasn’t completely unwatchable, the financial markets would put pressure on every studio to switch to a slurry of satisficing crap, and that we, the obedient “consumers,” would shrug and accept it.
Despite their mustache-twirling and patrician chiding, the real reason the studios are excited about AI is the same as every stock analyst and CEO who’s considering buying an AI enterprise license: they want to fire workers and reallocate their salaries to their shareholders.

Canonical enshittification

This is the Facebook playbook: you lure in publishers by promising them a traffic funnel ("post excerpts and links and we'll show them to people, including people who never asked to see them"), and then the rug-pull: "Post everything here, don't link to your own site. Become a commodity supplier to our platform. Abandon all your own ways of making money. Become entirely subject to the whims of our recommendation system."

Next will be: "We block links to other sites because they might be malicious."

Then some kind of "pivot to video."

Probably not video (though who knows?) but some other feature that a major rival has, which Twitter will attempt to defraud its captive, commodified suppliers into financing an entry into.

In case you were wondering, yes, this is canonical enshittification. Lure in business customers (publishers) by offering surpluses (algorithmic recommendation and an ensuing traffic funnel). Lock them in (by capturing their audience and blocking interop and logged-out reading).

Then rug the publishers, clawing back all the surpluses you gave them and more, draining them of all available capital and any margins they have, until they die or bite the bullet and leave.

I would also give good odds on this leading to a revivification of the "Pay us tens of thousands of dollars a month for a platinum checkmark and we'll actually show what you post to the people who asked to see it."

That will be pitched as the answer to publishers' complaints about not wanting to turn themselves into commodity Twitter inputs. It will be priced at the same (or more) as the revenues publishers expect to lose from being commodified, making it a wash.

All of this seems to me to be an "unfair and deceptive business practice" under Sec 5 of the FTC Act.

If I sign up to follow you because I want to see what you post, and Twitter shadowbans your posts unless they are formatted to maximize your dependence on Twitter, they have deceived me, and are being unfair to you.

This is *very* analogous to the Net Neutrality debate, where a platform blocks or deprioritizes the things its users ask to see, based on whether the suppliers of those things are its competitors.

I've written about how an end-to-end principle for social media could be enforced under Sec 5 of the FTCA, how it would address this kind of sleazy practice, how it would be easy to administer, and wouldn't form a barrier to entry for new market entrants:

Colleen Doran Illustrates Neil Gaiman at San Diego Comic Con Museum

Dosens of original pieces from Chivalry, Snow, Glass, Apples, American Gods, Troll Bridge, Sandman, private commissions, Norse Mythology, and Good Omens are all on display.

Thanks to curator Kim Munson, The San Diego Comic Con Museum, Director Rita Vandergaw, programming director Eddie Ibrahim, and patrons Teresa Kieu, Mikail Lotia, Jeremiah Avery, Erik von Oosten, Robert Accinelli, and Allan Hamilton who generously loaned original art for the exhibit.

You remember how I told everyone the plot of Season 2 before it aired?

(Everyone tries to remember and then shakes their heads.)

That's right. I didn't. I spent several years going "wait and see". And you waited and you saw.

I'm not going to reveal any of the plot of Season 3, either. So there's really no point in asking me to make things happen, or to tell me what you do or you don't want to happen. I'm not going to.