Picking strawberries with a beautiful girl and I’m not even smiling I’m just picking the most strategic berries so we can leave and I can go answer emails
sorry boss, i can't make it to work today or ever again for the rest of my life becaus i don't want to
i just feel a lot of people think others don't notice when you get all of your opinions by just repeating things you see on the internet but it's definitely very apparent
i had a funny experience recently hanging out with a friend and a friend of a friend, and they got in a political discussion, and i realized partway through that they were both pretty online and i could predict the course of the conversation as a result (since i had seen it play out like half a dozen times before on here)
Btw there's a couple people in the notes scared they might be doing this without realizing, and genuinely, the solution is simply: be critical of everything you read. Do not be willing to inject anything into your belief system just because your read it in passing. It takes a couple minutes of googling to gather a broader picture and form your own opinion on most things. I'm not saying to be a contrarian or anything, just. Always assume you are missing context, and make an effort to look for that context before you parrot the information as your own.
imagine being one of the people that 4kids made edit out pharaoh’s balls whenever he showed up on screen.
same person who had to blur out Astral’s crotch in every single frame he’s in
THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT ATEM FOR A SECOND AND WAS HELLA CONFUSED
OH YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKING CAT OMFG
Found another idiotic accounting mistake from my predecessor that I have to fix and I was like "WILL THE SPECTER OF THAT MAN'S INCOMPETENCE EVER CEASE TO HAUNT ME" and my coworker was like "Why do you talk like that"
me individually reviewing the lyrics for every single song on a character playlist nobody else will ever hear for an oc approximately 3 people know about
I had a dream that Bad Dragon made a fleshlight that looked like this and was advertised as “pelvis shattering”
I fucked it. In the dream. It was okay. Nothing to write home about.
a tone indicator for when a statement is made by a bunny: hey guys /🐇
omg hiiiiii /🦅
life actually gets better when you leave the house consistently btw like im serious
if you don't know where to go, just wander! go to the store and don't buy anything, go to the library just to sit and do whatever you were going to do at home, go to a park and just walk around/sit outside for a bit (weather permitting, of course)
just put some headphones in and walk around the block a couple times if you really have nothing else to do, just getting a bit of air and change of scenery is so good for you
me the first few weeks of forcing myself to go on daily walks (it gets better tho)
i really need tumblr to learn the concept of “if you physically cannot do this then this post is not talking about you” because jesus christ.
@a-spectacular-pigeon you get it.
"not able to leave the house enough for my mental health" is the primary reason why i am working with a local charity right now to replace my broken power wheelchair, lol
fine i did the Ken walk out of the theater. this site sucks anyway
