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The Whore of Whoville

@neekrobite

shitposter, gender ✨chaotic evil✨, speaks fluent owoish, definately not a wizard, a sinner, takes sfw furry art requests
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lol tore down this wall in the middle of the street and now capitalists are just panicing

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i personally believe that the world will have a reverse ice age, where everything is onfire

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roblox audio gots them sounds that you can hear specifically when the audio clip ends

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androreblogs
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coughloop

Don't let anyone tell you there isn't time for another smoke break. They're lying. get out there and sit on an upside down milk crate. NOW!

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prohaloplayer

dont know milk crate. brug sit on log instead

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coughloop

Shut the fuck up Brug this post is for line cooks ONLY

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prohaloplayer

let brug cook

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i know there was something that really ruined me, but im glad i forgot about it

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i was gonna complain about how i live in canada and theres been fireworks going off since 7 because of 4th of july but then i remembered when canada day is

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how the hell did my sibling get yelled at for spending over 1000 dollars on my singing monsters and went on to play gacha games, while i swore at my computer each time i died in tf2 and got yelled at and then proceeded to rarely ever swear again

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nyanoraptor
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cellobuster

So I found this CD on the street today on my way to work, right? So I decided I’d bring it home and listen to it.

And it was the best decision I’ve ever made in my life.

Turbo klezmer

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apocalypsegay

happy 10th birthday to a fucking pillar of the tumblr community

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callgespenst

Ah, the Yiddish Super Robot theme song, it’s been much too long.

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i get paid to throw glass in the eyes of people

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okay they were in the trees, but what were they thinking while in the trees?

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screw sudden white outline for being immune to damage, i wanna see them just be unphased

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writing-prompt-s
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writing-prompt-s

“Remember, if you die in the simulation-” “Yeah, yeah, we know, you die in real life.” “What? No! You need to reset the simulation with this terminal! What is WRONG with you humans?!”

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tommy-the-silly-guy

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

  1. i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 
  2. most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 
  3. im not a pissbaby

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

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tommy-the-silly-guy

Don’t put this in tags you’re damn right