What a year this week has been.
It’s Monday.
It sure as hell is.
The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets
the first ever human to conceptualize a computer was a norse farmer named Eðelgarþ Gusvarþ who had a brief moment of supernatural foresight and imagined a large picture frame you would stare into while using a rock to scroll through pictures of oats. he experienced this thought for only eight seconds until he was instantly killed by an errant farming sickle
do people actually put thought into zodiac posts or do people just randomly write down what soap the signs are
sounds like something an exfoliating citrus soap would say
“AAAH! A TALKING SQUIRREL"
*punts across room*
they looked at each other and said “can you believe this woman???” 😂😂 😂
BEtrAyAL! BeTRaYaL oF MoThEr! MOtHer DOeS nOt LOvE uS! AbANdoNmENt! MOtHeR HaS BetRaYed Us! BEtRayAL oF ThE HigHEsT oRdEr! DeAtH FoR MoTheR FoR A thOuSaND YeARs!
Okay but the disbelief shown when they sniffed each other and were like "its not me, and it's not you, SO WHO IS IT"
if i was a vampire i would hang up a bunch of pictures in my house but for some reason inexplicably one wall of pictures would have them all hung sideways and then whenever the rando i’ve lured into my Vampire House looks at them they’ll instinctively tilt their head to one side to look at the pictures thus leaving their neck wide open for Vampire Shenanigans to ensue. step one of making this plan happen is becoming a vampire. if you’re a vampire i’ll totally let you have my very good idea but in exchange you gotta make me a vampire also, no take backsies
I uhh redrew Zuko as the girl laying by the pool meme, someone help me find a funny caption
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mac and cheese
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mac and cheese
squided
That’s an egg
