@neckspike / neckspike.tumblr.com
Yeah I know, I’m sorry. I turned off anon and don’t respond to their burner accounts telling me to kms so now the angry TERFs are trying some kind of dumb whisper campaign + harassing people who’ve interacted with me.
If you wanna unfollow go for it, no one needs to put up with mosquitoes for me.
outsiders and boring normal people and fandom newbies always think that buckwild kinky porn fanfiction is the strangest fandom hobby but they are wrong.
the strangest fandom hobby is plotty fanfiction, the kind that requires research, because engaging in this hobby makes no goddamned sense.
it doesn’t even give anybody masturbation material, which is at least a logical and admirable goal that contributes to the betterment of society, or at least society’s solitary orgasms.
in other news i hope the cia spyware monitoring my internet usage understands that i’m googling information about smuggling drugs in thailand because i want the details to be right in a single paragraph in a 10,000 word story about a gay mafia guys.
this post has been making the rounds again and i just want to state for the record that it is a fucking delight to read in the tags all the random things people research for their fanfic and art. fandom, i love you. i love you with your flood maps and medical procedures and tentacle biology and historical fashion and traditional handcrafts and conlangs and urban geography and literally everything else. i am completely sincere about this. the enthusiasm with which people embrace detailed, deep, and often obscure research, just because they want to get it right, because they want to create something rich and interesting, it makes me feel better about the world. i adore it.
for the redditors coming here, this is how we spread news of important events in the world, with a Destiel meme
For everybody who's been here a while and felt like Wiley E. Coyote just after running off the edge of the cliff when they scrolled down to find nothing below
imagine if doorways grew back like scabbed over with fresh drywall and you had to keep carving them back out with a jabsaw to keep the doorway clear etc
Imagine if the membranes recoiled in pain every time you did this. Imagine if over time, some doorways became accustomed sensation. Imagine that very rarely, some even seemed to enjoy it.
*sleepover host voice* imagine if you two went to sleep
oh nooooooo the poor staffers... 😂
Shoutout to those bitches in Kamen Rider, way too many of you are getting possessed
Average Rider gets possessed 0 times for series. Ryotaro, who gets possessed multiple time per episode, is an outlier and shouldn't be counted
It’s Kamen Rider Den-O :3
Den-O is so much fun
Why I wrote it BINGO (transcript under the cut)
losing it that matsuda's first reactions upon entering the auditions were basically
Suga: oh no, he's HOT
Ryohei: oh it's on SIGHT
and shirakura rubbed his hands like yeeessss yesss...heated drama...between m, en 💦
Learning things and oh okay I have to watch Kamen Rider Den: O immediately now. Also I fucking love how that red dude looks sick as hell!!!
Rip Shotaro you never had a chance
(screenshots from the promotional app)
"is that kumo aug on the line? the rare flustered expression of the organization's new hope, the great k.k aug."
[OMAKE]
"an indulgent omake photo. talking to k.k aug? what a happy sight."
