Someone's gonna have to pay for all the spending

Someday is a dangerous word. It is really code for never.

you got to do stupid things as a kid so that you can learn not to do stupid things as an adult

Political correctness is the elevation of sensitivity over truth

You never know what is going to get you so why worry about it

There is a difference between fear and panic. Fear is healthy, panic is deadly.

Over it for today

AC/DC

It’s like the cops don’t even know that the speed limit is different when you’re listening to AS/DC

I am not arguing. I’m just explaining why I am right

Sometimes I talk to myself, then we both laugh and laugh

My dad knows everything. If he doesn’t know, he makes stuff up really fast

When in love you dont weigh and you don't measure

Everything before the word "but" is horse shit

It's the same train, but it is a different track

I spend my whole life only recognizing my lucky breaks after they were gone

Masks. Everyone should wear one