given that it's possible to defeat him by just relentlessly bullying the shit out of him until he's too small to be a threat, there's absolutely no way pennywise would survive in this day and age. the existence of fast, accessible internet and social media would end that clown's entire career.

pennywise tries to attack a group of gen z kids but they all just film him on their phones and post the goofiest moments as a "pennywise cringe comp" on tiktok and it gets millions of views and comments within hours of publishing. the evil is defeated.

someone writes a callout and uploads it to youtube and #PennywiseIsCancelled and #PennywiseIsOverParty immediately start trending on twitter

pennywise: *logs in*

every gen z kid and millennial online: oh shit u guys penny wide is online!!! GET HIS ASS!!!

pennywise:

pennywise: please ma'am spare some fear??? one crumb of terror ma'am??? p please i;m. starving,,,

gen z:

oh shit

This is why I don’t play games like that

Me bustin open the Church doors during service and running towards the Baptism pool:

This is the funniest fucking tag on this post

you know what F*CK gender norms

i’m going to jupiter to get more stupider

*grabs hand* No, we’re going to jupiter to get more stupider

wow i havent showered since last year! haha!

It’s not 2014 yet

what does that have to do with anything

We asked for requests on the theme of Hero and Villain on Twitter. And this is the art I made

I just laughed really hard at this and then thought about how I’d try to explain this kind of absurd collaborative humor to my grandma and realized we have absolutely developed a new language online. 

what kind of plane need 21 pilots

So. Stands are the reflections of the soul, right? That makes sense.

Giorno has Gold Experience, that gives life, heals wounds and reflects damage, just like Giorno wants to heal his community, bring peace and justice to the exploited and innocent, almost like a karmic retribution.

Bruno has Sticky Fingers, that can open up portals and whatnot, and Bruno desperately wants a way out of Passione, he wants to open a door to a new life.

Abbacchio has Moody Blues, that rewinds time, like Abbacchio keeps living in the past, dwelling on the mistakes he made.

Fugo has Purple Haze, a powerful, destructive Stand, that attacks and poisons indiscriminately. Likewise, Fugo has a lot of repressed rage, and oftentimes will even attack his friends (stabbing Narancia with a fork, for example)

Mista… Is a father figure?

And Narancia

op watched them beat him, watched them break him, wouldn’t let themselves be heard, but go off i guess :/

bass is a disaster boy but he loves his dog and i think thats wonderful

Oh? It’s naptime? Okay.

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