*Pats you on the head gently*

You won't throw me in lava, right Frank?

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*squeezes you and says it softly*

I would never throw you in lava.

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*off to the side* hey frank i think you should throw them in lava

*wants to go home*

*goes to sleep*

*wakes up in the middle of the night after crying over the end of Homestuck*

that’s great, bud. i cried over the ending too. so anyway are you gonna throw them in lava??

*starts crying again, but this time over the realization that all the things that I had wished for over the years are no longer possible because of the end of Homestuck*