•Runaway•

I can see my house from up here

I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

The best moment in tv history

“she shouldn’t have worn that skirt to the frat party.”

“yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be murdered, too.”

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Gervais speaks the truth

failing an exam you actually studied for