Shit Happens...

Australians are hot, you wish you were one of us

WHAT IS GOING ON

THERE’S NOTHING AUTOMATED ABOUT ME, MEATBAG.

WAIT WHAT

MY WHOLE WAY OF THING HAS JUST BEEN STAMPED INTO THE GROUND

I’M CRYING I CHECKED IT TUMBLR BOT IS A PERSON HELP I CAN’T BREATHE 

GREATEST PLOT TWIST ON TUMBLR 

*everybody on tumblr suddenly feels guilty for ignoring tumblrbot*

omg

TUMBLRBOT BBG I’M SORRY FORGIVE ME 

i could wear the same shirt 25 times in a row and it would still be none of your business 25 times in a row

My life is not a fucking arrow, oh my godddd

I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

support group for everyone who can’t hug their best friend/significant other right now

support group for those who don’t have a best friend or a significant other to hug

It’s 2013 why isn’t there a dropdead store in America

someone to cuddle right now would be nice.

whatever your question is, my answer is no

do you realize what you’ve done

man all i want is to cuddle with you and bake you cookies and make your favorite food and sit on the couch all cuddled up with you and watch your favorite movie with you and then go to bed with you and maybe listen to your favorite album with you and jump around with you and then when we get tired of doing that we could fall asleep on the floor with pillows everywhere and put my face on your chest and just make you feel loved every day of your life  

I’m laughing so hard at the border sign differences between Canada and the U.S

First we have Canada that’s pretty okay, yeah greeting us in French as well! Thank!

And then we have America…

Jesus..

it’s like the whole country is a fucking theme park

fly away my child

fly away 

Omfg I don’t know why I can’t stop laughing at this.