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NcsAsp

@ncsasp / ncsasp.tumblr.com

Master Procrastinator.
NOW GIVING LESSONS: dm me tomorrow for more info

I am going to pin this post. I want it to be the LEAST noted post on my blog.

Begin.

They’re a 10 but they communicate via 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle

Your daughter has always been weird, but lately it’s gotten worse. She keeps going on about not having a smartphone or bored because there’s no internet. It’s 1685 AD.

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Only problem with this, is by confronting her on it, you’d be revealing you are a time traveler too, because someone in 1685 wouldn’t know what either of those are, and most people would just think she’s weird.

Or they’d burn her at the stake. Your choice.

Y'all slowly realise almost all of you is from some part of the future…

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Ooh! Plot twist. Assuming that everyone who ever made a time machine ended up here, now your daughter has a gameboy, and a Ningoogapplezon Flip 9 XGAHWUJF and you need to figure out with the rest of your ragtag team of time travelers from across the timeline need to figure out why everyone was sent to 1685 AD, and how to get back.

Obviously your team will consist of:

  • You
  • Your daughter
  • The dumb barbarian from the middle ages who stepped into a time portal on accident
  • Literally Peggy from Hamilton
  • John, the particle physicist from 1985
  • John, the same particle physicist but from 2085
  • John, the immortal particle physicist from 2185
  • John, the time convict from 4692
  • Steve, who is normal (for 2019) in every way, except he’s convinced he’s the protagonist of the story, despite being only a reoccurring character. (Fan favorite)

And a time displaced dog, that’s secretly something else

Your daughter has always been weird, but lately it’s gotten worse. She keeps going on about not having a smartphone or bored because there’s no internet. It’s 1685 AD.

Avatar

Only problem with this, is by confronting her on it, you’d be revealing you are a time traveler too, because someone in 1685 wouldn’t know what either of those are, and most people would just think she’s weird.

Or they’d burn her at the stake. Your choice.

Y'all slowly realise almost all of you is from some part of the future…

Avatar

Ooh! Plot twist. Assuming that everyone who ever made a time machine ended up here, now your daughter has a gameboy, and a Ningoogapplezon Flip 9 XGAHWUJF and you need to figure out with the rest of your ragtag team of time travelers from across the timeline need to figure out why everyone was sent to 1685 AD, and how to get back.

Obviously your team will consist of:

  • You
  • Your daughter
  • The dumb barbarian from the middle ages who stepped into a time portal on accident
  • Literally Peggy from Hamilton
  • John, the particle physicist from 1985
  • John, the same particle physicist but from 2085
  • John, the immortal particle physicist from 2185
  • John, the time convict from 4692
  • Steve, who is normal (for 2019) in every way, except he’s convinced he’s the protagonist of the story, despite being only a reoccurring character. (Fan favorite)

Trying really hard to stay away from Honkai Star Rail but I have multiple mutuals who are playing it so it keeps crossing my desk. I don’t want to fall in the gacha hole again

Yeah it seems like it’s being pushed hard everywhere

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I joked to a friend who somehow had no idea what it was that star rail was just “genshin but we don’t know canon ages yet”

Got javascript enabled on my blog page. Gonna make my blog page more of a hellsite than tumblr itself.

QUESTION FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE USED FIREFOX LONGER THAN ME

I was trying to download files from google drive earlier, and they wouldn't download. This was not a problem with drive, as the same files would download on edge when I tried there. Does anyone know how to fix this?

how the ever-loving fuck does this have 10k notes already?

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BEWARE: this is photoshopped. Line spacing and word spacing is different than usual.

ChatGPT is probably still dumb enough to fall for this though, but only if you used a new conversation

One thing that Firefox can’t do is allow me to access my telehealth therapy appointments. Three different platforms now have rejected my use of Firefox. I use Safari instead bc that’s what works and at least it isn’t chrome, but for folks who rightfully use Firefox, be aware that many, if not all, telehealth platforms will not work on Firefox (something about the encryption/security not being up to their standard, I believe; if there are hacks that Firefox gurus know to bypass this, please share with the class?).

Any reason the developers of those sites give that is not 'we're too lazy to check compatibility so we're blocking Firefox' is false.

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Reblog to save a life

Every 1000 years all of the Gods get together for a contest to see who can collect the most souls with a single catastrophic event. Last time Poseidon broke the 1M mark with a Tsunami/earthquake combo. You’re up.

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“Oh boy, my turn?” Says Candice, the god of gaslighting and misinformation. “Watch this”

She pulls out a cellphone and presses a few buttons. None of the other gods know what she’s doing.

Suddenly WWIII breaks out. Ares is mad. That was going to be his big thing. Everyone is shocked. Finally, Zeus asks, “Ok, what did you do.”

Candice simply says “oh you know, twitter.”

Your daughter has always been weird, but lately it’s gotten worse. She keeps going on about not having a smartphone or bored because there’s no internet. It’s 1685 AD.

Avatar

Only problem with this, is by confronting her on it, you’d be revealing you are a time traveler too, because someone in 1685 wouldn’t know what either of those are, and most people would just think she’s weird.

Or they’d burn her at the stake. Your choice.

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I’m not doing this in the tags because this has an actual story to it.

First off, I had 3 fish, 2 cats, and one anole at one point in my life. That was a while ago, but we still have the cats.

Second, let’s talk about the gun I fired accidentally.

I was in a stage crew meeting in high school, and we were cleaning out the prop closet. Eventually, we pull out a box of fake revolvers. They’re all plastic and dinky, but the one part about them that needs to be noted is, they all have the same functions a normal revolver has.

I know this because one of the revolvers in that box was real. (i didn’t know at the time, and neither did anyone else, including the teacher)

Obviously, freshman me pulls out the guns and pretends to be a cowboy. I’m doing the quickdraw thingy and me and a friend are dueling with the fake plastic guns.

Then I lay eyes on the metal one.

My dumbass brain says “well obviously these are fake too, because why would someone put a real gun in a box of fake ones?”

I spin it around on my finger, point it down the hallway, pull back the hammer, and fire.

BANG

Immediately I’m hit with the smell of gunpowder. Everyone turns to stare at me, holding a REAL gun, having just fired it.

Of course, it was a blank, being a stage prop, but instanly, I check the ‘spinny part’ (as I can’t think of the word) and it’s revealed, it was full of blanks. 2 or 3 had been used already, but every other slot was full.

This is bad for two reasons:

  1. You should never leave bullets in a gun, regardless of whether they’re blanks or not
  2. You should always keep guns under lock and key so that idiots like me aren’t firing them at random, or so someone can’t simply bring in revolver bullets and the shoot up the school

Anyways, long story short, I accidentally fired a gun in school.