the feminine urge to stay in bed and read all day
comfy bed. take me home. to the place. where i belong. pillow blanky. sleeping soundly. take me home. comfy bed
Shuri and Namor should get together to destroy Marvel's fictional U.S. government
Namor: *painting a giant wall of Shuri beating his ass* Our babies will be smart AND beautiful
Namora: Not to mention imaginary
Anonymous asked:
Are your nipples sensitive?
Yeah they don’t take criticism well
Apparently my stepdad and I are fucking psychically linked because ?? every single time he makes chili for dinner I get a migraine. Without fail. And it became like a ha ha running joke because it happened so many times but now I’m living 3 hours away from my parents and I just texted my mom and
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME
Happy disability pride month
shes a 10 but she answers her texts in 70 to 80 business days and sometimes never
eddie munson never died he tucked his arms and legs into his belly curled into a ball and he just rolled away
Guys… you’re not gonna fucking believe this one
“Oh, he did not just…”
Yes, he did.
cardi-garden
Get the fuck outta here
This man is the modern day equivalent of the clockwork masters who made strange, intricate wind-up toys for extremely wealthy people. Exceptionally talented, astonishingly inventive, brilliantly skilled, and the pinnacle of craftsmanship that serves to astonish and delight.
CHOCOLATE FUCKER’S BACK ON HIS BULLSHIT
Even saying ”I’m so sorry, I completely forgot” sounds marginally better than ” I’m so sorry, I didn’t completely forget, I actually completely remembered. I thought about it the whole time and it stressed me out so much my brain built an insurmountable wall around it.”